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03-05-2003, 09:26 AM
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Husband Shopping
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where women could go to choose -- from among many men -- a husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as one ascended up the floors.
The only rule was, once a woman opened the door to any floor, she must choose a man from that floor and, if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place. A couple of girl friends go to the place to find men. At the first floor, the door had a sign reading: "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go. The sign on the second floor reads: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm," say the girls, "but, I wonder what's further up?" The third floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up. The fourth floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," say the women, "but just think! What could be waiting for us on the top floor!" So up to the Fifth floor they go -- and the sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping, and have nice day."
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03-05-2003, 10:39 AM
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he he.. I like the moral of this :hehe:
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03-05-2003, 04:37 PM
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  :hehehe:
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