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03-05-2003, 08:22 AM
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Women are Evil !
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever & evil. Don't mess with them
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03-05-2003, 10:06 AM
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i have heard that one in many many different forms before.
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03-05-2003, 09:51 PM
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Nice, Ill have to remember that if I ever get into a car accident.
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03-05-2003, 10:05 PM
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It's sad that the vast majority of women are just like that.
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03-06-2003, 12:31 AM
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:hehehe: I havn't heard that before, but have heard a couple like that. I think that would probably happen, but not with all women.
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03-06-2003, 01:05 AM
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03-06-2003, 02:19 AM
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That is so fucked I would
 the bitch before the cops came!!
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03-06-2003, 08:08 AM
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03-06-2003, 09:31 AM
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03-06-2003, 07:52 PM
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Quote:
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just playing it wasn't a big deal
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03-07-2003, 12:15 AM
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DOH
Damn did a search but came up with nothing. Sorry dude
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