The church of DSM

[steviek]

Hey guys I was surfing the web when I came across this funny ass but stupid church of the flying spaghetti monsters. But at the same time I was intrigued and decided to say well if they can have a church why can't I. So I decided to write some preliminary scriptures. Tell me what you think would it be something you are willing to join???


The Church of DSM
Let it be known that in the beginning there was a great Eagle who’s guiding Vision watched over and protected us when we were most vulnerable. Let the great Eagle and its two cohorts ( the Great Sister of Thought and the Great Sister of eXperience) protect us from the Diabolical Satanic Master who was determined to destroy all competition. We rest assure that the Eagle wisely uses its Vision from the high Summit of mount Magnus to watch over us and bless us in our peaceful ventures. But live in fear of the Great Eagle and know that the holy one may use its powerful Talon and All Wielding Device to defeat all that oppose him. The great Eagle is so magnificent that with its wingspan, so massive, could block out the sun and bring an eternal Eclipse. Like a good Shepherd who always protects its flock the Eagle will deliver us to glory (Book of John 7:70 page 191). The Eagle has prophesized that the great Tree of light would once again shine Green and guide our paths to enlightenment and honour.
And with its final message it states: Let us fear no Pressure, no Cyclone will ever be enough to Knock us down to defeat. And that no crank, no antagonist who Walks in our path shall ever halt our progression. That even in the great Eagles absence there will always be the 4 Great wise men, their 6 disciples and the holy Trinity who shall watch over us.
Amen
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by the way not serious about any of this just thought it might be a worth a laugh or two. Did you catch all the subtlties?? Haha

let the flaming of me begin lol\
Stevie K

[JoeShmoe]

Only you stevie

[clipsekid99]

lolz

[gthompson97]

Hahaha that's some great shit. Bookmarked for reference.

[Thor06]

Nice Stevie, nice.

[steviek]

[quote=steviek]

Like a good Shepherd who always protects its flock the Eagle will deliver us to glory (Book of John 7:70 page @ 191).

[/QUOTE=steviek]

Thats my favourite line did anyone else catch that one?

[david-b]

I missed that one. I like the "And that no crank, no antagonist who Walks in our path shall ever halt our progression"

Who's the 4 great wise man and 6 disciples?

[steviek]

Originally Posted by david-b

Who's the 4 Great wise man and 6 disciples and the holy trinity

Trinity is a synonym for 3

[JoeShmoe]

Originally Posted by steviek

Trinity is a synonym for 3

Oh shit! Thats pretty fucking cool Steve.

***EDIT***
And the other engine? C'mon man, help out Dave.

[david-b]

Damn dude you have a little too much time on your hands.

[steviek]

Originally Posted by david-b

Damn dude you have a little too much time on your hands.

No kidding look what time I posted it at. Hadn't gone to bed yet

[Thor06]

LOL!! Damn Stevie, you really went nuts deep in that!

[vanilla gorilla]

I enjoyed that. Pretty cool. Where do I sign up at?