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Old 03-03-2003, 01:44 PM
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A UN Survey (joke)

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was :
Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.




If this offends anyone let me know and I'll get rid of the thread...
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Old 03-03-2003, 02:11 PM
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lmao
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Old 03-03-2003, 05:22 PM
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Old 03-03-2003, 07:44 PM
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hehe good one but isent it the hard truth
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Old 03-03-2003, 07:45 PM
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HAHA love it
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Old 03-03-2003, 09:24 PM
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Great one...
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Old 03-03-2003, 09:47 PM
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Nice!!! Loving it indeed
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