You Might Be....

[v10_viper]

> >You must be an IOWAN if...
> >
> >
> >You've never met any celebrities.
> >
> >Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
> >highway. sorta, it is quite annoying
> >
> >"Vacation" means driving through the Amanas, going to Adventureland or
> >Okoboji.
> >
> >You've seen all the biggest bands ten y! ears after they were popular.
> >
> >Snow tires are standard on your car.
> >
> >You think Cookies BBQ Sauce is good. (actually, it's the BEST there
> >is!!!!!)
> >
> >You "go into town"
> >
> >The local bar has Busch Light and Milwaukee's Best on Tap..
> >
> >You have no concept of public transportation.
> >
> >The only reason you go to Missouri is for fireworks
> >
> >You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out in March, but bundle up and
> >complain in August when it goes below 60 degrees.
> >
> >You have gone trick-or-treating in 2 feet of snow.
> >
> >You warsh your clothes.
> >
> >State Wresting was a big deal at your high school
> >
> >You measure distance in minutes
> >
> >The nearest GAP is at least 90 minutes away
> >
> >Down south to you means Missouri
> >
> >You know several people who have hit a deer hehe, i'm makin fun of a girl right now for hitting 2 deer at the same time
> >
> >You were allowed to get a "sch! ool permit" to drive at age 14 if you lived
> >more than a mile from school is this not legal in other states?
> >
> >You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Moines"
> >
> >You could play "Iowa Bingo" with county road names when traveling from town
> >to town (C65, 15, P36, N19 etc)
> >
> >You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
> >
> >Your school classes were cancelled because of cold
> >
> >Your school classes were cancelled because of heat
> >
> >You know where all the Yoders live what are yoders?
> >
> >You know what "Hawks" and "Clones" are....GO CLONES!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
> >
> >You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
> >
> >You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." no, i hate it
> >
> >You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July
> >
> >Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
> >
> >You see people wear bib overa! lls at funerals.
> >
> >You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no
> >one in it no matter what time of the year.
> >
> >You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
> >
> >Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
> >
> >All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable
> >
> >You can locate Iowa on the United States map so what
> >
> >Detassling was your first job for a few friends it was
> >
> >You've been on a "Geode Hunt"
> >
> >Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as
> >
> >You learn your pickup will run without a muffler hehe, but it sounds better
> >
> >You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> >unlocked
> >
> >You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
> >salad with marshmallows
> >
> >You drink "pop." of course i do
> >
> >When asked how your trip wa! s to any foreign, exotic place, you say,
> >"It was different."
> >
> >Going to Wal-Mart is your idea of FUN
> >
> >Being a bit younger, you remember Terry Branstad as governor the whole time
> >you were growing up. yes i do
> >
> >You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.
> >
> >People from other states love to hear you say "Iowa" and other words with
> >"Os" in them.
> >
> >You carry jumper cables in your car now that's an insult, of course i carry jumper cables, i've had to use em a few times too!
> >
> >You know what the numbers I-80, 280 and 380 mean
> >
> >You know what "cow tipping" is oh yea, have yet to do it though, and have none of you seen Tommy Boy?

[ac427cpe]

LOL i've never heard that version before!
in Az we measure distance by time too.... *maybe it's just me...*