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03-02-2003, 10:51 AM
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Something Funny
There is a kid I know who thinks he can beat me in a Volvo s70(or 80) Cross Country. That was good for a two hour laugh. I know I can smoke him, but I wanted to hear your ridiculous stupid "I can beat you stories." Make 'em good.
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03-02-2003, 12:49 PM
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My friend just bought 2002 Civic DX manual tranny, and ever since he got it he was biatching and moaning that he will own my max only because he has a stick. Dude each time he was telling me that I was laughing in his face so hard I almost had a heart attack. So Im telling him "Lets do this, You wanna bet?" Hes like "yea lets bet 5 bucks" Im like "hahahahaha only 5? Are u uncertain that you will will the race?" Hes like " I know I will win" I started laughing again. So he told me he had to break into the car first because it was brand new. So Im like sure Ill wait. So about 2 months ago he calls me and says lets do it. I was like "are you ready to loose your 5 bucks?" He didnt say anything. He was bone stock and I had (still have) Injen Racing Division CAI. Dude I handed his ass to him right off the line. We raced from traffic light to traffic light, but the distance was far ( Rt. 9 south-Oldbridge, by Fleet Bank) I was waitting for him on next traffic light for about 6-8 seconds later than me, and he said GOOD RACE. Im like "Dude, you were saying?" Personally, he doesnt know how to drive stick. He freaking switches the gears at very low rpm. I asked him why does he do that. He said hes saving gas. I said "YEA AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP YOUR TRANNY LIKE THAT!!!" Anyways. That day I made extra 5 bucks only because of my friends stupidity, but the same day I paid for his lunch because it was only 5 bucks, plus hes my friend and I didnt feel like robbing my friends wallet.
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#4
03-02-2003, 01:17 PM
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more like beer or vodka. hehe.
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03-02-2003, 02:39 PM
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THANK YOU
thanks man
I would have said "HA, you were saying your shit honda can beat my max? eat shit little boy!" but that's me i hate people like that so I must say again thank you for shutting the dude up even if he is your friend. i hate people that boast when they have no reason too...
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03-02-2003, 02:48 PM
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No shit man. No shit!!! Dude I hate people like that myself, but I cant say that to my friends, you know... But other than that, Some guy rolled up to a traffic light where I was standing (At that time I had only Frankencar midpipe) That moron had Slovic SI (the older one) He started reving his shitbox on me, Im like WTF!! is he brain damaged or something? As you can tell frankencar midpipes are ones of the loudest midpipes out there, so I just tipped my gas pedal only twise and i see that moron not smiling anymore. I spanked him like i was driving normally. The only thing that I cant understand is whenever some ricer sees a family sedan with tints and rims and other stuff he thinks he can beat it because its a FAMILY SEDAN!?!?!? WTF man. Personally I get that shit all the time whenever Im driving. Wait till Imma get my budget y-pipe.
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#7
03-02-2003, 06:11 PM
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but dude that's the beauty of a family sedan
it's a sleeper!!!  you can easily beat the shit out of any slovic out there, without even trying btw, and still have the groceries. that's what's really cool about the max. man when you get the y pipe have loads of fun! ahahahha
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#8
03-03-2003, 01:14 AM
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You said it bro.
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97 Nissan Maxima GXE Auto Trans Red Injen Racing Division CAI with K&N FilterCharger, Zero1Racing Front Strut Bar DaRk GrEeN/Beiege Interior Cleared out taillights/Clear fronts/rewired blinkers and sidemarkers, upgraded grounding...Check my Pics out on my homepage New purchase BRAND NEW '03 Mazda ProtegE 5-spd _________________________________________________ Maximum Respect To MaxiManiacs and all Nissan 0wn3r$
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#9
03-03-2003, 11:08 AM
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This guy at my old job was always talking about his 5-speed Celica could beat my Maxima because his is a stick and he knows how to shift well, well we never got to race. Mainly because the dumbnut was racing someone else and he shifted from 5th gear to 1st gear and blew out his engine. When I heard this I wanted to die laughing at how stupid he was and the car is brand new and since he was racing the dealer is not covering it under warranty.
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#10
03-03-2003, 11:22 AM
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R.O.F.L.M.F.A.O. I bet this guy shot himself because of his stupidity. How the hell can you shift from 5th to 1st????????
 That guy is a friggin psycho.
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#11
03-03-2003, 01:22 PM
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he probably thought that his celica was a 6 speed and the secret gear was actually first!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH j/k man what a yuca (vegetable in spanish) blew out his transmission and it's new? ahahahahHhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAH ROFLMAO man i need to stop laughing or i might die HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HA
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#12
03-03-2003, 02:29 PM
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The Maxima can nevAr lose !!!!!1111
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03-03-2003, 02:29 PM
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oh yeah
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#14
03-03-2003, 03:36 PM
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hahahaha
:monkeypis Honda
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03-04-2003, 07:21 AM
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Re: Something Funny
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2.4 Liter 5 cylinder Turbo w/intercooler 197 Hp @ 5000 RPMs 210 ft/lbs of torque from 2000 - 5000 RPMs All that power put down by an AWD system. That car might very well beat a stock 4th gen Max. It's torque comes on way before the VQ kicks in, plus it's 20 ft/lbs more then the VQ. Should be a very interesting race. You better be carefull, you may get your a$$ handed to you. Then see who laughs for a few hours......
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