Good Chance To Make Fun Of Me (engine Swap)help!!!!

[deadsrt05]

Ok guys i want to swap the engine on my 2001 eclipse with an evo 8 engine but i want to swap the tranny to will the evo 8 tranny fit and how much will this cost me and how long will it take thank you

[Sleepr awd]

I want you to think this through for me... just for entertainment purposes.

Why do you want an EVO 8 engine?

Why do you need an EVO 8 tranny?

Where would your driveshaft go off of the EVO 8 tranny. It IS awd, it WILL have a shaft for the transfer case to go to the rear wheels.

How the hell do i know how much it would cost?? Can you not use "google" or a search function anywhere?? EBAY maybe? Evolutionm.net?? club3g.com??

DID YOU KNOW we answered a question very similar to this not more than 5 threads ago in this very forum from some other dumbass kid that thinks everything is as easy as asking and doing?

I'm not laughing at you, I'm saddened that you wouldn't bother to read everything available to you before asking a stupid question taht has already been answered MULTIPLE times.

If you have to ask how long it will take, then you didn't ask a shop, because there is a 100% chance that they will be the ones doing it, and you can even ask them how much it will cost.

And just so you know, when your first post in a forum is "I want an engine swap" i'm able to assume you aren't more than 18 years old. Your parents bought you the car. "money" isn't an issue. And you've never even changed your brake pads.

for reference the last guy that asked a stupid question:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...d.php?t=894069

For reference This is EXACTLY what you get when you search in this forum for "ENGINE SWAP"
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...archid=2151665

Now learn to use the tools given you and ALL your answers can be found because they have been ANSWERED and answered numerous times. I use CAPS for emphasis since you don't seem to comprehend well.

[deadsrt05]

LOL haha look dumb fuck im way older then you think and this is my 3 car already and this will be my 5th engine swap just not on a fucking pice of shit eclipse and for your information i bought this car with my insurance check of my srt dumb ass

[Blackcrow64]

Wow... Seriously, how much research have you done on this swap? Since it isn't your first swap, then you should already have a pretty good idea at about how long it will take to do this kind of swap and about how much it costs too... Ya know, since this is your 5th engine swap and all...

Please use some punctuation too. It makes it hard to read one long run on sentence. Thanks...

[808drifter]

Dont wanna type it for a 5th+ time. So I just copy pated. (why some stuff might not match.)

Well You would have learned tons if you bothered to read the stickys.

You know, the one at the top of the page that reads. "Important: READ THIS BEFORE POSTING!!! The Comprehensive Guide to Modifying Your 3g"


If you bothered to read that instead of asking something that was CLEARLY covered over a year ago, maybe then we would have been a little nicer.

Here so you dont have to work your brain to much trying to find the thign.

Motor Swap. = NO, Your stock motor is more than enough. Turbo it and swap to a manual. Even swap heads with an EVO VIII.
Guys with EVOs put our crank in them for more displacement.

ECU tuning. After you swap to a manual get a ecu for one to. Flash the ECU with EVO ROM. Basically gives you standalone for 1/10th the price.

[Sleepr awd]

Originally Posted by deadsrt05

LOL haha look dumb fuck im way older then you think and this is my 3 car already and this will be my 5th engine swap just not on a fucking pice of shit eclipse and for your information i bought this car with my insurance check of my srt dumb ass

"waah waaah waahh i'm a dumb fucking 16 year old that is swinging his e-nuts because i'm hardcore waah waah waah, help me now you ass hole waaah waahh waaaahh..."

that's all i heard. The fact that you indeed DON'T know how to use punctuation, that you still use "LOL" and "haha" next to each other, that you can't use the right prepositions and apostrophe's, and that you are on a third piece of shit, just proves that it is YOU that are the dumbass, not me. I know i'm not the only one that learned something in school, but I know that you aren't one of them.

Like blackcrow said. You're so smart, You can do the fucking research and not expect an answer like every other dumbass kid. And to be honest, blackcrow, I'm fairly confident this is our very own nycqueensking again just being a dumbass trying to get answers another way. Just double check that for me so we can ban his ass.

It's not my fault you bought a piece of shit eclipse or that you bought a piece of shit neon to destroy in the first place. Act like a man and not a fucking baby, and if you can't learn to type in English or form a coherent thought, move to China where engine swaps are no worries, its just a bike chain, the people can't read, or write so no one can make fun of you, and the communist party can do all of your thinking so you don't have to worry your pretty little head. Dumbass.

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by Sleepr awd

And to be honest, blackcrow, I'm fairly confident this is our very own nycqueensking again just being a dumbass trying to get answers another way.

I'll look into it when I get home from work in the morning...

[Sleepr awd]

similarities:
Both profiles show from major states in florida
Both want swaps, nyc wanted a "4g63 swap" and this dumbass wants an Evo8 setup
Both have absolutely no grammar, intelligence or anything that would resemble either.
Both ask stupid questions (mostly the same question in the same month)
Both would rather call me a dumbass than follow directions, or learn to use the search button.
both specifically wanted to know how much it would cost, if it would work, and how long it would take.

non-similarities: miami and orlando
01 or 04 eclipse

^^
I say hit the dumbass with a banstick, and not once.

[Blackcrow64]

I did a little looking into it then and this member is not a repeat of the last one you were referring to, Sleeper...

[Sleepr awd]

so the world is plagued by two of them?? holy crap i think it is the end of times!!!

[nycqueensking]

yea kid, are you fuking stupid?! read the stickies u newb. jesus, freaking newbs, read the stickies....

[Blackcrow64]

Geez oh man...


Here's what I think... I think you guys need to be a little less tense on these types of threads. Granted, it is a very dumb question that gets asked a lot and gets on all of our nerves. But can't you just overlook it or give the criticism in a more constructive manner? I would actually like to see the sections I manage grow and gain members rather than chasing any new ones off when they do come around... Are engine swaps and such even covered in our few stickies we have? Maybe we should put together a few of the FAQ into one thread and sticky it. Then when we come across a thread like this one, instead of chasing people off with negative posts, we could just post a link to that FAQ sticky that we make... If the more experienced members are up for doing something like that, then throw me a PM and we'll get something going here for it...

And nycqueensking, grow up a little bit. I know you were jumped all over in your first thread, but there is no need for your sarcasm on top of things here already...


Everybody just drop the attitudes...

Geez...

I'm locking this thread before it turns into something worse...