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02-26-2003, 11:36 PM
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Biggest slips of the tongue?
Well, thought I'd share one of mine from today:
I work in customer service. A particularly good looking ~19-20yo came in and my standard goodbye phrase at that particular time was 'Have a good/nice day'-or something similar. Instead came out 'Have a nice ass' (and indeed she did). All my co-workers and other customers cracked up laughing, she just iwnked at me and left.   So, any similar experiences?
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02-27-2003, 12:30 AM
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not so much a slip of the tongue. more like a slip of the hand. i was sitting down. and i was about to get up to shake this girl's hand, a friend of a friend. well she was standing right to my left and was wearing a knee-length skirt. as i stood up, my hand got hooked onto her dress. and i inadvertantly put my hand right in her crotch. hard to explain but it was pretty embarrassing.
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02-27-2003, 03:46 AM
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LOL Taranaki
I've had more of a slip of the keyboard lately. I was talking to a friend on msn, and I wanted to ask her if she had found a party the previous saturday night (she was telling me how she was looking for a party) and another friend came online at the same time, her name was "who lit the fuse on your tampon?"and i read it to myself,and i wasnt paying attention to what i was doing...so instead of typing "did you find a party?" I typed "did you find a tampon?".  Yeah. Oops.
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02-27-2003, 05:42 AM
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I was just startin to talk to this girl for the first time and i was making fun of this kid standin near us talkin some bout some dumb fresh air crap and I was mocking him but instead of "Ahh a breath of fresh air" to come out i accidently said "Ahh a breath of fresh ass"...
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02-27-2003, 06:56 AM
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:flash: lol oz
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02-27-2003, 08:37 AM
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Yes, this has occured to me.
 The bitch got angry thought. Women can be so spiteful *sigh*
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02-27-2003, 08:39 AM
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We were at a pizza place for lunch and we got into a discussion about one of the apps we were developing. The one in particular is called Transaction Processing which we called TP. I developed a method to get into the main part of our application through a back door. I got up to go get something from the salad bar and one of the guys asked me if the back door would let us use transaction processing – and I replied (I have a voice that carries quite far) “You cannot use TP on my back door” It was quite funny how many people nearly blew pepperoni out their noses.
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02-27-2003, 09:11 AM
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Nothing too exciting or embarassing, but sometimes I get absorbed into what I am reading on the computer. One day I was reading a post in the one of the forums (at work on the receptionists lunch break) and someone was talking about their problems.....the phone rang. Instead of answering "________ and Partners" I said "_________ and Problems" The guy on the other end of the line started laffing his ass off. He later signed on as a client and asked for me when he came to the office to ask me how our problems were
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02-27-2003, 03:24 PM
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At dinner, I meant to ask my girlfriend to "please pass the salt", and instead I said "YOU f***ING B*TCH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"
just kidding... Can't really think of any, though I know I've had a few...
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02-27-2003, 04:33 PM
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@ Yogs. That is great mate. Had me in stitches. I'm taking a class on TPS development now. Good stuff.
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02-27-2003, 07:42 PM
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Worst i think i ever did i was talkin to my mom about how the town messed up the water filtration system and it was all funny for a few days except i said
"Those idiots fucked up the water" real fun tryin to cover that one
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02-27-2003, 07:59 PM
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well today...i was talking to a really hot girl @ school and she was explaining something about our math test and i wasnt really paying attention. i just asked some stupid question to talk to her. but she started showing me some old tests with all the answers on it. and i was looking @ the tests and i started to say something and i go "wow those are great breasts" and she goes "what?" and i go "TESTS GREAT TESTS!"
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