what would you do?

Black99GST · #1 03-14-2008, 04:37 PM

so... your out and about with your girlfriends parents, its her b-day... everything is going great, see a movie, eat dinner, go smoke hookah!

then you come home... both your girls BRAND NEW car, and your DSM is covered in eggs, mustard, bleach, and flower (i think, whatever is used to make paper ma-shay *s/p*) and you know who did it?

Thor06 · #2 03-14-2008, 04:55 PM

Hmmm... Thor is skilled in the art of pipe bombs... what?

I dont know what I'd do, but I know it wouldnt be rational. If it was a friend just being a prick I probably wouldnt be friends with them, but I wouldnt take any action. If I found my car after it had been done, I would be super pissed and I'd probably think a LOT of bad thoughts, but again I probably wouldnt do anything. If I found someone in the act of fucking with my car just to piss me off and/or steal shit, does the acronym BFH mean anything to you?

Blackcrow64 · #3 03-14-2008, 05:24 PM

I know what I would do... Since we are so acronym friendly around here... MFBD...

I'll give ya a hint...

Major Fucking Beat Down...

wrightz28 · #4 03-14-2008, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackcrow64

I know what I would do... Since we are so acronym friendly around here... MFBD...

I'll give ya a hint...

Major Fucking Beat Down...

Son, haven't I tought you anything yet?

The art of revenge is a SLOW, dark and methodical process. Oh, you hint to the one who did it, that you know they did, and in the sliest way possible let them know, revenge is coming, it wont' be announced and it won't be forewarned, but when it's all said and done, it will be bitter.

I still have a few folks on edge who's time is yet to come.

steviek · #5 03-14-2008, 05:52 PM

wait you know who did ! or you don't know who did it?
where they like import haters or something I heard its pretty bad in Texas?

Black99GST · #6 03-14-2008, 06:36 PM

nah, it goes "you KNOW who did it" and you never did anything to them, and they know how special the car is to you, not to mention that your girls car is brand new! all this they know...

i'm simply thinking a "brake fluid car wash", and cutting a hole in the drivers window big enough for a roll of black cat fireworks... then light the roll, and drop them on the drivers seat

i dont take this kinda shit lightly... especially when i see that they are those little "egg round scratches all over her car, and a few on the back driverside "c-piller" of the DSM... and the police "will look into the issue but can promise nothing"

keep in mind, it would be a girl that did it, you have always not gotten along with her husband... and for them to be fucking with other peoples shit, and they have a kid at home (< 1 year old), they are lucky you didnt catch them in the act...

EDIT: also, everyone is over 20 years of age... so this shit really needs to STOP, but you want to MAKE DAMN SURE it doesnt happen again...

SilvrEclipse · #7 03-14-2008, 11:42 PM

I covered some ones car in lard one time. That worked out very well.

rock0134 · #8 03-15-2008, 12:40 AM

What the fuck dave! Did this just happen within the last few days???

That is ridiculous you do that shit when you are 16.

The first week I got my car when I was a senior in high school some ratshit kid stomped the drivers side front quarter panel in bad and then was stupid to brag about it. One of my friends was at a house and heard him talking about it and he told me. I confronted him at school and he denied it. Then the next day people were telling me that he wants to fight me.... Long story short I got driven to his house by 3 of my friends and there were like 50 plus people there to watch. He had been doing coke all day and packed his fists with lighters and was like growling at me. I hit him once good picked him up slammed him to the ground then got on him and dropped a bunch of ufc elbows and saw his eyes roll back.

Then......... When I stood up and started to walk away I saw him on his hands and knees starting to stand up all woozy so I turned around and field goal kicked his face and knocked his front teeth in then I said "YOU KICKED MY CAR, I KICKED YOUR FACE" It was one of the best feelings I have ever had, more than all of the sports I played. I think it was that much better because I did nothing to make him mad to kick it, then I didn't instigate the fight.

AHHH brings me back

david-b · #9 03-15-2008, 01:06 AM

See I'm the more subtle revenger... you can find anything online, like SS# and personal info. I kill credit scores. Had a connection at almost every cell phone provider around... so we canceled an account here and there, ran credit over and over again, and numerous other things. Easier, more blunt way, it to bust some balls. I haven't actually fought in awhile, but I've got a hankering for some lately.

Ah, bad credit... It's a gift that last a lift time.

Black99GST · #10 03-15-2008, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rock0134

What the fuck dave! Did this just happen within the last few days???

That is ridiculous you do that shit when you are 16.

The first week I got my car when I was a senior in high school some ratshit kid stomped the drivers side front quarter panel in bad and then was stupid to brag about it. One of my friends was at a house and heard him talking about it and he told me. I confronted him at school and he denied it. Then the next day people were telling me that he wants to fight me.... Long story short I got driven to his house by 3 of my friends and there were like 50 plus people there to watch. He had been doing coke all day and packed his fists with lighters and was like growling at me. I hit him once good picked him up slammed him to the ground then got on him and dropped a bunch of ufc elbows and saw his eyes roll back.

Then......... When I stood up and started to walk away I saw him on his hands and knees starting to stand up all woozy so I turned around and field goal kicked his face and knocked his front teeth in then I said "YOU KICKED MY CAR, I KICKED YOUR FACE" It was one of the best feelings I have ever had, more than all of the sports I played. I think it was that much better because I did nothing to make him mad to kick it, then I didn't instigate the fight.

AHHH brings me back

lol NICE! awesome story... i'm actually asking because a friend my mine asked me what i would do (happened to him and his girls car a few weeks ago) she IRONICALLY (s/p) also has a brand new 08 sentra like mine

but he doesnt own a dsm... he has a pretty DAMN nice RSX... anyway, i figured why not ask what others would do?

i think i got a pic of what his car looked like before the attack... somewhere... i'll see if i can find it in my 10000000000000000000000000000 pics on my computer... lol

EDIT: heres his car before... dont have any after pics, but this guy has so much money he will probably just get it painted again anyway...

doesnt look like much, but its a supercharged (25psi) fully built D16 or something like that (stroker), running "hondata" and some other cool shit... TV's in the Visors, and a PS3... Recaro leather seats... not much of a fan for honda or acura, but this thing was built right...

never really answered your question i think, so NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME, i was just wondering what everyone would do if it happened to them... my story about what i would do, is about 100% on the money... people around here for te most part know not to try anything with my car... when i was in highschool, a kid in a big lifted truck bumped me with his front tire (on my back bumper) and was laughing about how he could run my car over (my windows were open so i could here him talking with his friends) i got out of my car, and pulled him out of his truck and nearly knocked him out, then i went to my trunk and got a shop towel (brand new ones i bought on the way to school) and gave him one, and told him "guess your big truck cant keep you off the ground" got back in my car and went home... their wasnt even a scratch in the back bumper... but it didnt matter... it felt GREAT! he never EVER talked shit about my car again... then their was this other time... lol oh the stories of my highschool years...

The other time:

someone had written "rice" on my windshield with that "window paint" and i found out who it was, so during class i went to "the bathroom" and found myself in the parking lot... i let ALL the air out of all four of his tires, and the next day he came to school all pissed (my friends had classes with him) because he "had to buy all new tires because the ones he had were all flat from "too much off roading" retard didnt even try to fill them back up! just bought new ones... lol

Killa · #11 03-15-2008, 02:57 AM

i just pay $5 and go thru a car wash.

Blackcrow64 · #12 03-15-2008, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrightz28

Son, haven't I tought you anything yet?

My bad...

Now I have learned... Tedious and artful revenge is better than a quick brutal revenge.

Sleepr awd · #13 03-15-2008, 09:15 AM

first I believe in right to carry.

Secondly, I'm no good at long planned revenge, they really are lucky they have a kid though because natural selection doesn't come fast enough and if that kid didn't depend on them, they might be speaking with Darwin in a short while.

Anyone ducks with my stuff they had better hope and pray I don't get creative.

gthompson97 · #14 03-16-2008, 04:56 PM

Buy a gallon of oil-based paint and dump it all over his car.

ned032002 · #15 03-16-2008, 08:21 PM

I have often times thought about what I would do to someone if they ever messed with my car. One thing I would do is buy several cans of Great Stuff(expandable insullation in a can) from several different stores. I would then punch a decent size hole in each can then I would through all of the cans into the drivers seat and pedal areas. Use your imagination as to what would happen once all of the foam expands in and around the pedals. I would of course buy all of the cans over the course of a long time or at least from several different stores so it would be harder to pin it on the guy that came in and bought 12 cans Great Stuff. Theres other places that you could use it that would cause high amounts of anger and frustration such as spraying some foam into the gas tank filler hose so the person wouldnt be able to fuel up and they may even get a CEL. You could also cut the wires to the fuel pump or remove the oil filter, or disconnect the coil pack or remove the plug wires. Slash a hole through all of the CV shaft boots so over time they will go bad naturally but by cutting the boot you shorten there life substantially. Just some Ideas. Have fun!!!

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