Relationship skills 101

[taranaki]

Woman's English
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry .
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me .
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs .
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot .
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive .
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now .
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.

Men's English
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question .
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you .
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you .
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you .
Will you marry me? = I want to make it legal for you to have sex with me .
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes .
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me .
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay .

[Toksin]

ROFLMAO

Great ones Mr T.

/me is missing Mr T.'s shenanigans on AIM

[Rich]

Too True

[I-Tech]

Originally posted by Toksin /me is missing Mr T.'s shenanigans on AIM [/b]

I second that