Golf

[JD@af]

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back: "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"

[Jimster]

Originally posted by JD@af
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back: "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"

!!!!!! !God-damn hilarious!!!!!!! especially when you are an avid Golfer like myself

[hondacivic4drlx]

now thats about the funniest joke in
COT i think i've read.:hehe:

[Shortbus]

LOL good one, I think all of us golfers can appreciate that one.

[ac427cpe]

that was great! but.. when did it happen?

[Jimster]

Originally posted by ac427cpe
that was great! but.. when did it happen?

dude......It's a joke :finger:

[ac427cpe]

i know :finger:

[Oz]

[speediva]

Originally posted by Jimster


dude......It's a joke :finger:

So is JD's golf game :angel:

I can sooooooo see this happening where I work in the summers.

[JD@af]

Originally posted by saturntangerine

So is JD's golf game :angel:

:finger: You know I never liked you :right:

[YogsVR4]