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Old 10-11-2001, 03:57 PM
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Here's a confusing little bit.

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Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!
And all this happens between 5 people...
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Old 10-11-2001, 04:22 PM
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I'm confused by the whole thing.
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Old 10-11-2001, 04:44 PM
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Old 10-11-2001, 06:44 PM
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Lol I followed it.....
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Old 10-11-2001, 07:56 PM
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sounds like a story, straight outta alabama or somethin hahaha damn hicks
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It's a song. I knew it...
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yall have never heard that before? Its a an old song....pretty interesting concept if you think about it....
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Actually, now that you mention it, i have heard the song before. I remembered it when I read this for the first time, but I didnt think that these were the lyrics to it. Well damn.
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Old 10-12-2001, 12:31 AM
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Lemme guess, that's the song that all West Virginian families sing at Christmastime!!! :hehehe:

Forget John Denver's "Country Roads"!! That there's the new WV anthem!
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