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02-07-2003, 07:19 AM
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Post your POLITICAL JOKES HERE!!!
Post your political joke pictures
 
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02-07-2003, 12:20 PM
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George Bush is a walking political joke; he's just not funny.:grey:
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02-07-2003, 01:10 PM
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One I found awile back, kind of funny and kind of stupid, but oh well.
One day, Mrs. Martin the third grade teacher decided she'd had enough with the shenanigans of two troublesome students of hers, twin brothers named Clinton and Gore. The two brats were always yelling, swearing, pulling girls' ponytails, picking fights, etc. So Mrs. Martin decided to write a letter to the boys' mother. It went like this: Dear Mrs. Appleby: I am writing in regards to your sons, who are incessantly disrupting my class. It makes it very difficult to educate my students when they insist on being a nuisance. I would ask you to either discipline these two boys to the level expected of a responsible parent, or move them someplace else. P.S. Your two boys claim that their names are 'Clinton' and 'Gore.' Is this true, or are they putting me on? Sincerely, Mrs. Martin The very next day, Mrs. Martin got a reply. Dear Mrs. Martin: First of all, the name is Miss Appleby, not Mrs. And if you had two little bastards, what would YOU call them?! Sincerely, Miss Appleby
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02-07-2003, 01:10 PM
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Do "Bushisms" count???
"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent.* He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally* comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from." ?Detroit, Sept. 7, 2000 And I know for fact that after 9/11/01 President Bush decided that "America has been misunderestimated". I'm thinking something else besides America has been "misunderestimated." :o
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02-07-2003, 05:02 PM
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:o More Bushism..... "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
George W. Bush January 29 2000 Question asked by the candidate in Concord, New Hampshire and reported in Slate magazine :silly2:
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02-07-2003, 05:15 PM
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AN ECONOMICAL ADDRESS
President W. Bush said he was happy with his Tax address to Congress, saying it was "to the point" as planned. What does Bush credit his terse delivery to? His careful selection of the most appropriate malapropisms.
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