How to Wash a Cat!

[Oz]

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both
lids and stand on top, so the cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a nice power
rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open an outside door, while you stand as
far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
here he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog

[taranaki]

just you try it...