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Supercharger, good for your car and your love life
Yes friends,
A supercharger, as we all know, does increase speed, but did you know it also helps you have better sex with your girlfriend. Let me explain. You and your girlfriend decide to go to the store. You hop in your Maxima and take off. She begins to start talking about that one girl at work she hates (All women have that one girl she hates that is always out to get them). Unfortunatly she sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher (wha wha wha). All you hear is the lovely whistle of the blow out valse that sounds like angles sing in the vast sun. Yes that graceful PSSSSSSSSSSSS we have all grown to love. She asks you what you think. Oh sh!* your in trouble. You ask, "I missed that last thing." She all mad now because she knows you weren't listening. after entering the store and getting the cold sholder and the silent treatment on the way home, you arive and you say the same thing you always say that gets it all back on track. But wait, you notice your home alone. And that is when you have some of the best sex you have ever had. the kind of sex that gets your stored anger out. Sex we have all come to love and call, MAKE-UP SEX. Yes, there's nothing better than some of that good lovin. So get a Supercharger, It'll put a smile on your face twice. If you have one of those cool girls, maybe you'll smile all night long. Good luck to all on their Maxima projects: Play on Playas :smoka:
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R.I.P. DAD 3/25/11
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......for the heads up!
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You sold me. I'm ready, where can I get one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Interesting...
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Maxima.org Admin \Turbocharged... Turbonetics ball-bearing T4/T04E 60 trim with polished compressor housingNorCal Maximas CarDomain Site CarDomain Site ![]() ![]() Featured on NissanPerformanceMag.com |
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