Politics:

"Pandamonium" · #1 01-19-2003, 03:26 PM

One day, a little boy went to his dad and asked, "What is politics?"
The dad said, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the head of the family, so I'm like the President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy went off to bed thinking about what his dad had said.

Later that night, he heard his baby brother crying, so he got up to check on him. He found that the baby had severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep, but his father was not in the bed. Not wanting to wake her, he went to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeked into the keyhole and saw his father having sex with the nanny. He gave up and went back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy said to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father said, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replied, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

The Panda believes that truth is sometimes stranger then fiction!!!