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Old 10-04-2001, 04:43 PM
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earthquake

there was a 5.0 earthquake in afganhistan yesterday, aparantly God has joined the coalition (SP)

(courtesy of Jay Leno)
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Old 10-05-2001, 07:05 PM
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wow, not 1 person has replied!!

here's some more jay leno, gold material:

"so what's Bin Laden going to be for halloween?.............................. A DEAD MAN!!!" :hehehe: :hehehe:
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Old 10-07-2001, 04:24 PM
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Good ones .

I've a question: Why is the British military alongside Bush in his attacks on Afghanastan? Not that I mind, but the Canadian military was only asked to help relieve US troops elsewhere...

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cause britain wanted to help so much

another from jay leno, that pretty much explains it:

"yeah, Canada today said that they would give full military support for the U.S........... BOTH Tanks!"
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Old 10-08-2001, 09:50 AM
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LMAO! Sounds like something I was watching last night: CBC's "Canada - A People's History" where in 1910, Canada has 2 ships. BOTH a gift from Britain .

I know the Canadian military is small, but I'm sure that we have enough to help out...
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Old 10-08-2001, 02:00 PM
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yeah i learned that stuff in history.... everybody called the canadian military the Tin Pot Navy
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Good ole Leno. I used to watch his opening jokes every night with my dad. I like the "dead man" wisecrack especially :ylsuper Right on!
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yeah leno is hilarious..... sorry to all the letterman watchers but leno is way funnier
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yeah leno is hilarious..... sorry to all the letterman watchers but leno is way funnier
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:ylsuper Right on!
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Old 11-03-2001, 05:11 PM
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I got another one, if anybody watched the halloween Leno..... i think it was the bad products stuff, jay leno pulls out a pumpkin that looks like Bin Laden and says "Nicely lights up any cave, and if some kid smashes it........ YOU DON'T CARE!!" Then he picked it up and smashed it and everybody cheered

I bet Leno's Muslim watchers went down so much... cause of all his jokes about afganhistan and how people there have sex with camels
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LMAO - Piss on em'!

People don't get it yet - the States didn't declare a war on Muslims - just BinLaden. The muslim leaders of the country don't want to give him up because they feel he's being persucuted because he's Muslim.

Well Wrongo Taliban - he's a Fuking criminal. Don't matter what faith he practices - he's guilty of Mass Murder, and has to answer for it.

I'm so sick of the Pussy footing around this religeon issue that's been made, when it isn't even Relevant!

And, Leno rules ! Letterman sucks. Mike Bullard said so !
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The Afgans will not be giving up Bin Pigfucker. Hes going to have to be slaughtered manually.

As for Canada - Like I've said before, they are like the little brother of North America. They go on about there business and follow their big brother (USA) on most things and every once in awhile they'll have a hissy fit about one thing or another. Their mostly harmless and make good beer. They also created the best sport ever in hockey. Hell, even if they didn't invent it they still made it what it is today. So all in all Canada is not to bad to have around. Just like a little brother.













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cause britain wanted to help so much

another from jay leno, that pretty much explains it:

"yeah, Canada today said that they would give full military support for the U.S........... BOTH Tanks!"
canada give full military support..u sure?!..



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Ya gotta admit though - that's a pretty good sized gun !
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Old 11-04-2001, 01:59 PM
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yeah Integra-F20C Primera Man posted that before but he said it was the NZ military
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