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#1
10-03-2001, 05:50 AM
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You know you have too much horsepower when..
You know you have too much horsepower when...
· The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers. · You can't drive your car in the rain. · Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car. · You are afraid to drive your car. · You spend more on tires than on food. · You spend more on car insurance than on house payments. · You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash. · You have to go to the track to buy gas. · Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you. · You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office. · You arrive somewhere before you left. · You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood." · You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight. · You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge. · You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run. · Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car. · You need parachute braking. · Your 'Significant other' won't even ride in the car. · There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am. · Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...) · Family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car. · Fuel is delivered to your home: in 55 gallon drums! · You carry earplugs in your car.(doesn't everybody???) · You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph · You have to screw your slicks to the wheels. · Your exhaust pipes are larger in diameter than your driveline. · Your fuel pump flows enough to water a golf course. · Your compression's high enough you could run diesel fuel. · Your engine idles at 2800 rpm. · You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile". |
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10-03-2001, 06:23 AM
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. You are too frightened to drive outside the city cos there aren't enough gas stations.
. The emissions at idle could power a civic. . You dont have back seat drivers anymore cos there is not enough room for a rollcage and a back seat. . You open the garage door before you start the car so you dont suffocate. . You dont need wipers anymore cos they will only scratch the Lexan. :smoka: |
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#3
10-03-2001, 07:52 AM
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Very good guys...love them all
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10-03-2001, 08:13 AM
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:hehehe::hehehe:
Those are so damn true!
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#5
10-03-2001, 09:16 AM
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You have to let the car idle to 25 mph before touching the gas
The frame shop keeps spares on hand specifically for you Hoosier owes their rising stock prices to you Your driveshaft is solid titaniam You can't hear your stereo or your spouse (not a bad thing!) Manufacturers pay you to take their stickers OFF your car |
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10-03-2001, 10:19 AM
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...when your fuel injectors aren't gettin' enough fuel into the engine.
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10-03-2001, 04:15 PM
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Sounds like my cousin almost. He starts the car, dogs start barking, houses shake, alarms go off... He gets pulled over for the car being too loud.
He also did 130 in a school zone...  
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10-03-2001, 08:12 PM
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What kind of car does he have? Unrelated, There was this awesome 1980ish Camaro I saw yesterday, It sounded pretty beefy when it was driving but then alongside the bus it was shaking it! I was just in ecstasy.
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10-03-2001, 09:01 PM
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10-03-2001, 09:56 PM
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when the cam is so radical the wife/girlfreind calls it the cars shifter
"mr happy" the only time a cop has ever given you a ticket is cause you ran out of gas during the pursute when you jump on the gas in your front wheel drive it changes lanes by itself
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10-03-2001, 11:57 PM
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"when you jump on the gas in your front wheel drive it changes lanes by itself"
HaHa, my car does that! but its because of my transmission not my Hp
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10-04-2001, 12:08 AM
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when...
You have any car but mine!!! j/k I love my G20, even though it is stock as of right now. :flash:
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10-04-2001, 12:17 AM
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I floored my mom's Windstar once and the entire front end hopped...the front wheels left the ground then came back down with a nice squeal (since they spun in the air). It also moved to the left about a foot...it was the wierdest thing ever...impressed the chicks on the sidewalk though
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