Department Store Antics

[jon@af]

Have you ever goofed off in a department store or a SuperCenter? Its pretty fun. I remember going to a Bergners and hiding in the middle of one of those round clothing racks, and when someone came over I would say "pick me, pick me" just quiet enough that it would creep them out. and then there was this time I got booted out of walmart, but thats a different story...
What goofy things have you done?

[ci5ic]

Got kicked out of the gap a few years back because I had on some big black combat boots and when you scuffed them on the floor they'd leave big black marks, so I went into the gap and scuffed the words "Gap Sucks" on their hardwood floors and left the store. Mall security followed me around for about a half hour, and I decided to leave. As I was getting into my car, the came up to me and said "We're going to have to ask you to leave". I laughed and told them they were schmucks because I was already leaving.

Another time, I was in some trendy clothing store, and they had a bunch of glass shelves on the wall with stuff on them. I was standing near the shelves and somehow one of them fell which cause the others to fall, and they shattered all over the floor. I grabbed my arm and started yelling like I had a really big cut on my arm and ran out of the store hahaha.

[Graphik Styles]

i was outside a mall.........and me and my friends were pickin the little red cherry's off of trees and chuckin em at passin cars.................and then we saw a cop comin.............and we ran as fast as we could

[Jimster]

Originally posted by De$i Gank$ta
i was outside a mall.........and me and my friends were pickin the little red cherry's off of trees and chuckin em at passin cars.................and then we saw a cop comin.............and we ran as fast as we could

WOAH!!!!!! DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A BAD-ASS

[JE123]

Originally posted by ci5ic
Got kicked out of the gap a few years back because I had on some big black combat boots and when you scuffed them on the floor they'd leave big black marks, so I went into the gap and scuffed the words "Gap Sucks" on their hardwood floors and left the store. Mall security followed me around for about a half hour, and I decided to leave. As I was getting into my car, the came up to me and said "We're going to have to ask you to leave". I laughed and told them they were schmucks because I was already leaving.

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.

[BlowOff]

hmm well theres a few but heres the best...

you know how the pet stores in the mall attract masses of ppl to the cute little dogs/cats/disgusting animals, well we had a moviecamera that day and i decided to walk by there and act retarded and bang on the glass and go insane...hmm (questions funnyness of that)

The same night I walked past 10 ppl in a sitting area and fell down as hard as I could and preceeded to roll around in agony then get up and limp away. If you would like to view these incidents they are both on my hard drive haha, oh nothing like capturing memories on camera.

[Polygon]

Originally posted by ci5ic
Got kicked out of the gap a few years back because I had on some big black combat boots and when you scuffed them on the floor they'd leave big black marks, so I went into the gap and scuffed the words "Gap Sucks" on their hardwood floors and left the store. Mall security followed me around for about a half hour, and I decided to leave. As I was getting into my car, the came up to me and said "We're going to have to ask you to leave". I laughed and told them they were schmucks because I was already leaving.

LOL, dumbshits!!!!

Well the mall is a huge playground for me a certain friend back in Colorado, I don't think I should mention some of the stuff we did. I will tell you one though.

I was at work and my friend had come to visit me at the gas station I worked at. We were sitting outside when some poser pulled up in his Altima and showed off to his girlfriend that his car could squeel the tires on concrete, REAL impressive. Naturally we both laughed at this kid. So he says, like your beater ass cars can beat mine, then we laughed even harder. I pointed to my GTC and my friend pointed to his 65 Cuda. He thought he could take us both, so I said, hell I'm on break lets take it to the mall parking lot, which was VERY empty. We all head over there and line up, and we drop him like a bad habit and slow down. He then drives up next to me and gives me the finger, too bad, he should have been paying attention as he smacked into one of those concrete bases that hold up the parking lot lights. Granted, he was only going about 25 or 30, but still the look on his face was TOO much. I had to stop because I was laughing so hard.

Another time we were there and I had locked my keys in my Jeep. I was out there with a jimmy trying to open the lock. This guy comes up to us and askes us for a ride, and I look at him and say, don't I look a little busy to you. He says well I need to get here, and ramblaes off this place. I know Longmont VERY well, and the place he metioned doesn't exsist. So I pretend that I can't get the lock and say well I am going to call the police to see if the can get the lock open for me. The guy then says he'll find his way there, he also never took his right hand out of his pocket. Very suspicious. Not long after he walked off I got it open and we heard a car alarm go off, and I could swear I saw him drive off in this Expedition. I'll bet he was going to carjack us.

[taranaki]

erm,I'm getting a bit old for this kind of stuff.Gotta laugh at the 'security moron' in ci5ic's tale though.Mall security staff are not hired for their brains......

[YellowMaranello]

Originally posted by BlowOff
If you would like to view these incidents they are both on my hard drive haha, oh nothing like capturing memories on camera.

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