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Old 01-04-2003, 11:03 AM
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Talking Best cop story EVER!!!
This is the funniest thread I've ever read in my life. Check it out.

stupid cops

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Hey guys, I was at the Street races in tampa last week when this red mr-2 comes flying across the bridge at about 140 mph. He comes flyng in, parks next to me, and jumps out of his car and says " IVE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR COVER FOR ME MAN" I was like ok whatever. 30 Seconds later 2 cop cars come wailing across the bridge and pull in and see the little red Mr. 2, they hop out and ask whos car it is. The kid steps foward and says its his. "Son, we saw you doung 140 across the bridge a few minutes ago". The kid says " Officer ive been here for 2 hours it wasnt me" The cops start talking to each other and after a minute or so one of them walks up to the car and PUTS HIS HAND ON THE HOOD! He immediatley walks back to the other officers and says "Its cold!" They look at the kid and at the car one more time and say "ok we will let you go this time, but if we see another red toyota (MR-2) speeding we have YOUR liscense plate number. The cops leave and everyone bursts out laughing. I was on the gourd for like 5 minutes laughing so hard! I cant believe they are so car-stupid that they didnt realizes an Mr-2 Engine is in the back of the frickin car!
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Old 01-04-2003, 12:30 PM
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Most people wouldn't know that. But still pretty funny.
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Mr2 driver was one lucky son of a bitch..
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Old 01-04-2003, 03:10 PM
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That is pretty funny... Just one of the many joys of a mid engined car
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Old 01-05-2003, 12:22 PM
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lol
hahhaha damn the benefits the MR2 has....

That kid was very lucky.
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Old 01-05-2003, 12:26 PM
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Funny - but why should a cop know the engine configuration of every car?













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Well, if the cop want's to be clever by checking for engine heat, he should at least know where the engine is
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I always thought it was easy to tell that the MR2 was a mid-engine car......vents and shit...
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Oh My God...

That is some funny stuff.
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lucky lil bitch...hahah, thats funny still.
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Ahahahaha that was a great story. I almost fell out of the chair laughing.
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oh man. I thought I was lucky...
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That's classic! You shouldn't know every engine placement on every car. You look at the thing and it should be known!
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lol i cant believe all the other racers could keep themselves from laughing when the cop did that.
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