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The Repairman
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him,"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" |
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haha good one...usually though when my dishwasher breaks down i slap her and tell her to get back to work
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...very good sir !!!
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nice ....
good way to start the festive season
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haha
kinda bad when the parrot is scarier than the dog... i have a friend that has a rotwieler and a parrot and he trained them to do that ..but only whne he tells the parrot to tell the dog..kinda cool actually
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