You know you are going fast when...

[R1-rider]

You explain to the officer that since your speedo doesn't go past 130, you couldn't have been going that fast...

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[-The Stig-]

You know you're going too fast when... Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.

You know you're going too fast when... You need parachute braking.

You know you're going too fast when... You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile."

[Neutrino]

You know you're going too fast when... You look ouside the window and everything around you looks shorter.

[Layla's Keeper]

You know you're going too fast if braking for the exit begins beyond the range of sight.

You know you're going too fast if your odometer starts going backwards.

You know you're going too fast if the rear end on your car starts vibrating like it's going to shake itself out of the spring shackles and spiral off down the highway. (actual sensation in my car, thanks to improperly balanced wire wheels)

[Polygon]

You know you're going to fast when you outrun your headlights.

[RACER D12]

You know your going to fast when you change your oil after every drive

You know your going to fast when the kids in your car pool start cry

You know your going to fast when you look at stop lights and see purple

You know your going to fast when you stop measuring your speed in Miles Per Hour and start measuring in Miles Per Minute

[TerminalVelocity]

*beat DMC to it...YES!*

You know your going to fast when your flux capatior goes off and you end up in a barn

[Cyprus106]

...when you figure out that big blur in the middle of the road is actually dotted lines

...when your odometer pretends its a ferris wheel

...when all the CDs in your holder are plastered against the back window

...When you hit a pothole and jump the overpass

[R1-rider]

speeking of watching the odometer roll really fastly, download this movie off kazaa or whatever file sharing proggy you use, search for
cbr autobahn
and download the 35meg video. Watch how fast the speedo rolls over at 300kmh.

[supra-rx7]

...you're driving a supra!!!!
...i am behind the wheel
...you're bouncing off the rev limiter in your final gear
...you're girlfriend is screaming "stop stop, it hurts, slow down"....or was this only when driving a car?

[hybridsol]

A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it."

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

[TerminalVelocity]

Originally posted by hybridsol
a bunch of funny shit

HAHAHAHA, I need to rember those :hehehe:

[carrrnuttt]

...when you get to your seventh shift (reference to F&F)


Incidentally, you'll know afterwards that you were going too fast when 60 feels like you're going 25MPH.

[fatninja19]

Dang Hybrid... Them pigs must lovvve you! and you must get some heavy tickets.. Have you gotten your car searched?(look under the hood and all that shazz)

[hybridsol]

Originally posted by fatninja19
Dang Hybrid... Them pigs must lovvve you! and you must get some heavy tickets.. Have you gotten your car searched?(look under the hood and all that shazz)

never got searched....... *runs to garage and welds hood shut*