A little Christmas joke

[JD@af]

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike
up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the
light to change.

The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for
Christmas, sonny?"

The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for
me."

The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle
violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands
it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on
it."

Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says,
"And did Santa bring you that horse?"

Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he
did."

To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him
to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

[Jimster]

Originally posted by JD@af
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike
up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the
light to change.

The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for
Christmas, sonny?"

The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for
me."

The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle
violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands
it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on
it."

Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says,
"And did Santa bring you that horse?"

Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he
did."

To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him
to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very rarely to jokes make me laugh till I almost cry- but this one is one of them

[JD@af]

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very rarely to jokes make me laugh till I almost cry- but this one is one of them

!!! :ylsuper

Glad you like it that much, Jimmy And happy 2,000th post, brother. Right on :sun:

[Jimster]

Originally posted by JD@af
!!! :ylsuper

Glad you like it that much, Jimmy And happy 2,000th post, brother. Right on :sun:

I have 2000 posts??? WOAH! I only thought I had about 1800

[S Brake]

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars



I have 2000 posts??? WOAH! I only thought I had about 1800

w3aksauce, now get on AIM!

[Jonno]

That was quite funny the first two times I read it. The next 3 times weren't as funny. and now, I don't bother reading it...