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12-09-2002, 02:48 AM
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A message from Santa!!!
Dear all
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to K Mart before everything is gone. Sincerely, Santa Claus The Panda made me do it!!! 
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12-09-2002, 03:17 AM
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12-10-2002, 02:06 AM
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:hehehe:
You can get another message from Santa at www.joecartoon.com . It is called 'Supahfly Santa" :hehe:
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 -Holden Berlina Turbo, RB30ET. -Mitsubishi Legnum VR4
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12-11-2002, 01:37 AM
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Quote:
Panda's a big bah humbug!!
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