poop

[wrightz28]

That's what I really really need to do and some jackass is reading a freaking novel in the damn bathroom.

that is all.

[stone_mound_camaro]

yea..dont poop at the same time as someone else...

[Earlsfat]

Pull the fire alarm.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Pull the fire alarm.

Seing that it was 15* all morning that would not have made me alot of friends, seeing it takes the Chicago FD an average of 15-20 min. to repsond and verify the alarm.

[Earlsfat]

Yeah, but you could have at least had 15-20 min to get rid of breakfast. lol.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Yeah, but you could have at least had 15-20 min to get rid of breakfast. lol.

And perhpas one of the lads from the FD woul dbe kind enough to whipe my ass for me?

You need to think these things through.

[ZL1power69]

we need to get u one of those bumper stickers that says "I'm not speeding, I just gotta take a shit"

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by ZL1power69

we need to get u one of those bumper stickers that says "I'm not speeding, I just gotta take a shit"

Thanks, now I have the culinary arts of world re-known chef boyardee on my monitor.

I so need one of those, acutally it should read:

"I'm not speeding, I just gotta piss, too many beers"

[ZL1power69]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

Thanks, now I have the culinary arts of world re-known chef boyardee on my monitor.

I so need one of those, acutally it should read:

"I'm not speeding, I just gotta piss, too many beers"

but having to take a shit is a better excuse should u happen to get pulled over

[stepho]

Originally Posted by ZL1power69

but having to take a shit is a better excuse should u happen to get pulled over

yeah you can piss on a bush... you have to be really tall to poop on one though.

[ZL1power69]

Originally Posted by stepho

you have to be really tall to poop on one though.

and u might get a bush up ur ass........ouch