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Old 12-12-2007, 05:02 PM
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that keep getting my fucking kids sick... hence getting my old lady or me sick thereby interfering with my sex life.

I guess those no-ass-getting mother-fuckers could care less if they get ME sick, because they're so used to not getting laid they hardly notice the difference when THEIR old lady is sick.

AND if the women are the ones responsible, MAYBE they should get a man that could ring their fucking bell, then they'd think twice about getting everyone fucking sick. Cunts. LET ME TELL YOU THIS LADIES - If you're man doesn't make you have an orgasm so big you nearly have a heart attack - you need a new man. Or maybe you should teach McFly how to give you one and THEN you'll see the need for him not to be sick and you'll keep your disgusting friggin kids out of school when the have the fucking flu.

IF it was up to me.... you get me sick, you go to fucking jail for a month.
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:53 PM
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Re: Total douchebags...
Sorry about you love life Jim....

mine is petty freaking insane... my girlfriend is awesome... shes going to let me tie her up...
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lol, u guys are dummmmmmmmmmmmb im 14 n i know more. i gotta 88 camaro.
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would that mean get a new cylinder or plug???
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Blind fold her and give her the zapper...

My old lady is sleeping already. No hiney for me tonite.
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Blind fold her and give her the zapper...

My old lady is sleeping already. No hiney for me tonite.
actually I told her about the zapper and she said it sounds like fun! HAHA I have to get a new one though because I threw my old one out remember? IDK if I will though.
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Not to rub it in, but my woman is giving me some this afternoon, FINALLY! She's feeling better and she is graduating from EMT school today, so she wants to celebrate. Plus, she wants her main X-mas present early. But I'm gonna get some big titties in my face.
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That is just sad.
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No hiney for me tonite.
heheh,

Although I only got 4 hours of sleep, I slept weel after the exersion.
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So everyone is getting some except Jim? lol
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So everyone is getting some except Jim? lol
And me...




I should start a not getting any thread...
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Getting some in the morning... which sucks because then I'm friggin tired for the next 3-4 hours.

I'm a 11 pm - 3am sex guy. That way you sleep of the exertion and you're good to go the next morning.
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Getting some in the morning... which sucks because then I'm friggin tired for the next 3-4 hours.

I'm a 11 pm - 3am sex guy. That way you sleep of the exertion and you're good to go the next morning.
I'm a anytime of the day is a good time for sex kinda guy.
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Sex is sex... I don't care when it is. I just got a phonecall that woke me up and there is just potential possibilities for me to get some and I'm going. lol

3 women and 1 Brian... The odds are good!
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Sex is sex... I don't care when it is. I just got a phonecall that woke me up and there is just potential possibilities for me to get some and I'm going. lol

3 women and 1 Brian... The odds are good!
Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.
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Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.
How else does he hope to get any?
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How else does he hope to get any?
roofie?
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