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Talking weird laws......ALL American!

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.




In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !


In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

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In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.


In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!


In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.


In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !


In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
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Old 12-07-2002, 09:54 PM
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Old 12-08-2002, 04:39 AM
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Who failed geography, 'Naki? According to this thread, Singapore is part of America! But still funny.
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Old 12-08-2002, 05:10 AM
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Who failed geography, 'Naki? According to this thread, Singapore is part of America! But still funny.
LOL!!! I was just going to pull him up on this one



apart from that they are some munted up laws
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:hehehe: Must of missed that one.
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Its all those old laws that aren't enforced anymore but are still out on the books. Lots a real bizzare ones out there that makes one ask, what kind of drugs were they on when they wrote that one!













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Now the actual laws are part 1 of this two part installment.

Now I want you guys and gals to figure out the actual reasons these laws were signed for. Because there is one for each...

I'll start

"California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. "

This law hails from the day when all cars were straight shift and several wrecks were caused when a person's housecoat got muddled up in the shifter.
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I don't know from where all these stem, but I do know (from a TV show) that most of the laws still are on the books b/c it's too expensive to take the time to vote them off the record.
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Who failed geography, 'Naki? According to this thread, Singapore is part of America! But still funny.
What makes you think I actually read what I post?:o
and as for Geography,there's just too much of it.I think that some of the lesser countries[such as Australia] need to be absorbed into the greater ones[Such as New Zealand] to simplify things.:finger:
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What makes you think I actually read what I post?:o
and as for Geography,there's just too much of it.I think that some of the lesser countries[such as Australia] need to be absorbed into the greater ones[Such as New Zealand] to simplify things.:finger:

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I actually wouldn't be complaining about that at all! We get new head of state (down with 'lil Johnnie). We get mad import cars. Presumably cheaper airfares to more ski resorts in NZ.

You get.....one big fucking desert.....

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I actually wouldn't be complaining about that at all! We get new head of state (down with 'lil Johnnie). We get mad import cars. Presumably cheaper airfares to more ski resorts in NZ.

You get.....one big fucking desert.....

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and no import tarrifs, so long Commie-whore and Falcon:finger:



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and no import tarrifs, so long Commie-whore and Falcon:finger:



LOL, that cracked me up though Oz
See, we really come up trumps. I can't beleive people post things like that without considering ramifications. Hopefully Holden and local Fords would become a thing of the past due to no more GD Government protection.
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I actually wouldn't be complaining about that at all! We get new head of state (down with 'lil Johnnie). We get mad import cars. Presumably cheaper airfares to more ski resorts in NZ.

You get.....one big fucking desert.....

Winna....
as long as I get a spunky Aussie chick,who cares?
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as long as I get a spunky Aussie chick,who cares?
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