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12-03-2007, 10:39 PM
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Worthless Volkswagons....
My old man stole my truck for a few days and I get to drive.....
 My mother's car... a neon yellow 2004 VW Beetle turbo... affectionately named (by me of course)... "The Fag Mobile". (It comes complete with little fake flowers, that I have been warned not to dispose of, stuck in a "bud vase" - whatever the hell that is - in the dash board.... Tell me the guy that thought THAT up wasn't a complete tutu wearing faggot.) What a POS this thing is... Get this... I haven't NOT slammed my friggin foot in the door yet. That's right. I've slammed my own god-damned foot in the door 16 times in a row because the engineers at Volkswagon thought only fags or women would drive this thing, SOOOOoooo they put the damned seat so far forward that if you so much as START to close the door before you are seated, buckled and halfway to your destination, you slam your fucking feet in the door.  Needless to say that I'm in a great mood when I get to work, or home, or lunch, or anywhere I have to drive that shit-heap. I've even considered eating the carpet in my office for lunch so I don't have to drive it.  The damned alarm on it is even messed up and you have to be "extra nice" to it so the bastard doesn't start going off and lock you out of it.  
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12-03-2007, 10:59 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
oh just admit it jim... you want one
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12-03-2007, 11:08 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
wow...this is gonna ruffle some feathers...
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12-03-2007, 11:10 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
What I REALLY want is a Lamborghini Miura - http://web-cars.com/miura/index.php
Dude... I'd rather have another set of nuts growing out of my forehead than one of those piece of crap Beetles.
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12-03-2007, 11:11 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
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 Edit - they wouldn't happen to be pink feathers... attached to a tutu, would they? LMAO
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12-03-2007, 11:32 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
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12-03-2007, 11:33 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
that lambo looks very ford gtish
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12-04-2007, 02:17 AM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
Wasn't that the chop of the car people thought I bought?
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12-04-2007, 09:04 AM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
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12-04-2007, 09:08 AM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
I like this lambo
http://fastest-cars.blogspot.com/200...urcielago.html
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12-04-2007, 09:52 AM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
Yeah but what I'd REALLY like for a daily driver is THIS:
http://www.offroaders.com/directory/...nster-Mutt.htm That thing is badass. And my kids love it.
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12-04-2007, 11:55 AM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
Now I could see you driving that one Jim
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12-05-2007, 11:57 AM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
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Jim's getting in touch with his metrosexual side.  There isn't a smilie available to sum this up. 
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12-05-2007, 07:30 PM
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Re: Worthless Volkswagons....
At least it doesn't have eyelashes. My wife has a 98 beetle, I call it the speed bump 'cause when I run it over with my truck that's what its going to feel like I just hit. Flower in the vase, butterfly on the dash, and fucking eyelashes. Top that. And no, I don't drive it. Ever.
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