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Old 12-04-2002, 02:27 AM
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Smile Why we love men

I heard this on the radio a few days ago and thought it was awesome.

Why We Love Men
They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for
snuggling into while we fall asleep.
They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.
Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.
How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.
They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
They really love their moms.
They remind us of our dads.
They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.
They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.
How nice their butts look in jeans.
How nice their hands look holding ours.
Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out
They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)
They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to
They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be
They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.


and it's so true
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:31 AM
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Ohhh, how sweet.

hehehe, I may need to memorise that one!
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:32 AM
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Who are you and wht did you do with spec 2. Where are the hate man messages?
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:34 AM
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She's so right...but this is a different Spec2 than I usually see...what did Moondog do??
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Who are you and wht did you do with spec 2. Where are the hate man messages?
Me no hate men! Me love men!
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:37 AM
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Me no hate men! Me love men!

Sure i belive you. Now bring spec 2 back before i call the cops.
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:38 AM
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...what did Moondog do??
Who knows but he clearly did it right!

Moon da man! :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :sun:
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:42 AM
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She's so right...but this is a different Spec2 than I usually see...what did Moondog do??
am I really that bad????

I just heard it on the radio and thought it was very true.
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:45 AM
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am I really that bad????

I just heard it on the radio and thought it was very true.

I liked it




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am I really that bad????

I just heard it on the radio and thought it was very true.
Nooo...I just thought...I'm usually not anti-male, more ambivalent-male, but Sunday I got home after visiting my parents, and driving for an hour, dreading doing the dishes the whole time...and when I walked in the door, there was my boyfriend, drying the last of my dishes. And then he took out the trash. I don't think there's any better aphrodisiac than clean dishes. So I just figured he did something extra-specially nice.
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I don't think there's any better aphrodisiac than clean dishes.
Any other reccomendations? Dishes 5 days a week still gets me intimacy 0 times a week..........
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I wish I still had my list that was sort of an extention to that... I love that lil list.
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Who knows but he clearly did it right!

Moon da man! :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :sun:
That crossed my mind too













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Funny thing... when guys post similar lists, they usually ridicule women. This one, on the other hand, is very sweet!

Cheers, Andy!
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Old 12-04-2002, 04:23 PM
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I wish I had a bf that would be like that for me.....
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