You know you're a Max driver when?

[bk2kmax]

When All the other cars see is this> MAXIMA or M_A_X_I_M_A<older model maxs'.

When you smoke so called "sportscars" in your "Family Sedan".

After you've killed someone they pull you over and ask if you have a turbo or SC and you're completely stock.

When you let your friend drive to the airport that is 2 hours away and he make the trip in 1 hr 10 min doing 130 and all he can say with the big stupid grin on his face is "man that car is smooth, fast and all the while still grinning and smiling.

When your daughter says "smoke 'em daddy" as you pull up next to a riced out honduh.

When you let other cars think they've won a stoplight to stoplight race and then you smoke them to the next light and they go damn, I got beat by a f@#$ng Maxima.

When all your friends bragg to everyone else that you have a Max.
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[Pick]

When you get whiplash accelerating down the highway at 75 m.p.h.

[MaximusGTR]

When you hit 3rd and that biatch starts pullin hard and all you can say is:finger: :finger4: to the driver you just beat

[TheMax95]

....when you go for pointless trips around the block just to hear your intake roar

[Pick]

When you smoke some Honda and he pulls you over and asks if you have a SC, "No", you answer,"I'm stock."

[Craigmax]

When you grin after dusting some young kid in a Grand Am Gt and scaring the hell out of your brother who riding in the MAX for the first time.

[MaximusGTR]

This isn't going with the flow, but I just smoked the shiznit out of a 5 speed mustang v6 w/ intake. he stood no chance at all. The driver flicked me off when he caught up to me at the next light. I just laughed at him:hehe:

[Pick]

nice kill!

[Maximadave]

Originally posted by Pick
When you smoke some Honda and he pulls you over and asks if you have a SC, "No", you answer,"I'm stock."

ditto.....same thing happens to me

[DiS]

... when ur foot is against the gas all the way down, people turn around and expect a rustang or riced out hondike, BUT its YOUR MAXIMA with intake!!!

[20th maxstyle]

When your girlfriend get jelous of Maxine

When you and your friend build them to run 12's (our little secret soon released)

When you own 2 because your mother owned an 88 and it was the first time you were ever in a car that went over 100mph

When your father brings out the 300zx so you can both go to the store and stop at every light and ask if you can switch cars and race (damn it dad, you should just get the 350z and give the 300zx to me for a winter car)

When you buy a non turbo 300zx like your fathers for a winter car.

When you turn and look at her after a day of good runs and have $200 in your pocket and say "goodnite"
P.S. don't ever start talking to your car, then you get into arguments and ends up on your third trans cuz you had sex in the back seat.

[turbo2nr]

when u drive a maxima for the first time n be like"dyammm is it suppose 2 be this fast???"

when u steal the maxima at the age of 16 n go around burning riced out cars

when ur parents sell the "family car" for a mini van because u are having to much fun with it

i miss my maxima

[street_racer_00]

.....when all you ever seem to hear from your passengers is "AAAGGGHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!"

[bk2kmax]

When the Statetrooper pulls you over and asks"did you realize you were going that fast?"
And all you can do is look at him stupified, then he replies, "yeah, I know, it's a Max and a Damn Fast Car too, I tell you what I'm gonna let you go this time with a warning but if I ever catch you doing 120 again, you'll go directly to jail."

Then it hits you after you pull off, DAYYUUM, I'm glad I wasn't driving a Honda!

[deadmeat521]

Originally posted by TheMax95
....when you go for pointless trips around the block just to hear your intake roar

do that all the time and also have my daughter wave bye to the poeple i have beatin