Day in the life of a Redneck

[Jimster]

11:00AM Wake up in camper bed in run down trailer, have a can of cheap beer

11:30AM: Have breakfast of little nutritional value, wash it down with cheap bear

11:43AM: Clip mullet and molester mustache, reward hard work with a cheap beer.

12:13AM: Watch Dukes of Hazzard re-runs and Last nights NASCAR race, while enjoying a cheap beer

1:17PM: Go through albums of fat skanky women who you at one time dated (and beat), console yourself with a cheap beer

1:26PM: Stand in bathroom trying to figure out what the hell the that long plastic tub is. A cheap beer always aids a rednecks thinking

1:52PM: decide to go out, put on Wife beater T-shirt, stained with bodily fluids and beer, hop into Primer Grey, primer brown and John Deer
Green 1984 305 Camaro, have a cheap beer for the road

3:30PM After the monster truck rally ends, go to tavern, pick fights over nothing and get tanked on cheap beer. Also activley participate in the KKK meeting, being held at the pub

7:30PM go home admire your collection of Motley Crue T-shirts , while listening to 80's hair-bands and other butt-rock, while enjoying a cheap beer

9:30PM after you are done with your cousin/sister, hire a cheap nasty hooker. Cool yourself down with a cheap beer

2AM: Go to bed still wondering why you had you couldn't have dropped out of High-school earlier, have a cheap beer to get you to sleep

[tazdev]

now that is funny

[-The Stig-]

no no no you got it all wrong... we dont do KKK anymore its all about NRA meetings.


get yer facts straight before you try to map out my day.

[tazdev]

how bout you log your average day then

[ragt20]

in short seems like the average day is cheap beer ....followed by odd bits of activity evenly spaced between rounds of cheap beer

[speediva]

My friends, welcome to West Virginia!!!

Did anyone else notice how long the redneck lasted in bed w/his cousin??? Dayum, remind me to stay away!!! Besides, wouldn't he be in bed with his mother or sister?

[HogieGT-R]

naw haven't you ever heard of "kissin cuzins"? or the ever popular birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad" ?

[speediva]

Originally posted by HogieGT-R
naw haven't you ever heard of "kissin cuzins"? or the ever popular birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad" ?

Yeah, but didn't you hear how geneticists are now saying that the risk of deformation between first-cousin breeding isn't as great as it has been thought??? Looks like it's matin time for them thar folk.

[-The Stig-]

Originally posted by tazdev
how bout you log your average day then

My day?


9:34am Get up... yell out da winder at passerby's.

9:54am Scratch the groin.

10:23am Eat some beef jerky and a beer.

11:40am Shoot some varmits in the barn.

12:15pm Eat shoot varmits, wash down with beer.

1:20pm Start up the 77 Trans Am with bad piston rings. Ahh Power!

1:34pm Head into town fer some action

8:56pm Come home after being at the track all day watching Nascar

9:15pm Investigate dog barking at trash can.

9:17pm Find dead Opossum.

9:18pm Realise its not dead, after being mauled I'll need a Rabbies shot. Good thing he didnt mess up the hair.

9:22pm Poor Beer on open wounds.

10:10pm Watch race highlights of the race I was just at.

10:15pm Complain abut being out of beer. Send Jeb your 6 year old into town to get more.

11:30pm Get drunk while watching Bananza.

1:23am Wake dazed in LazyBoy, move into bedroom.

1:25am Pass out on floor.

[YogsVR4]

Love them rednecks! Someones got to drive those trucks.













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[taranaki]

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