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11-20-2002, 12:42 AM
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one for the married guys....
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.". "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men.", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for........."
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11-20-2002, 01:19 AM
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Now Heep, this is what I was trying to tell you this-morning :finger:
blah.......I'm a newly-wed so I am exempt fro this 
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11-20-2002, 07:42 AM
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Like the joke, naki!
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11-20-2002, 08:09 PM
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YOUR Time will come too for the 12 pack. 
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11-21-2002, 12:29 AM
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And I wish you luck when it comes time for the 3-pack :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
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11-21-2002, 12:31 AM
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11-21-2002, 12:32 AM
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I'm between high school and college right now.
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2000 BMW 323IT 1954 Ford F100 With every post my penis grows smaller Yakima Valley Truck Club Yakima Washington
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11-21-2002, 01:22 PM
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The best thing about the new AF? I can post again ________________________________ Tsuki Inu, kujira-no norite  1996 R33 series 2 GTS25t coupe 173 rwkw
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