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Old 09-01-2007, 08:06 AM
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purple

as of some time last night i am purple. GO ENGFROSH!!!!!!

it also got me out of a speeding ticket. an unmarked car was going 100 in an 80 (60 in a 50mph) and i passed him at 120kph. the lights go on, i pull over, etc. the cop walks up to the car, thinks "OHH WTF THIS MOFO'S PURPLE" and let me off with two tickets for not having my insurance and proof of ownership because it's somewhere in my trunk. if i show the dmv my shit those tickets get cancelled.
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Old 09-01-2007, 09:42 AM
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Re: purple

huh?

I guess...uh,
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:50 AM
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Re: purple

How could anybody give a ticket to such a cool dude???



This guy on the other hand gets tickets all the time
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Old 09-01-2007, 11:00 AM
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Re: purple

Ewww, you showed your one-eyed, one-horned purple people eater to a cop??? Dang, I guess boobs aren't enough anymore!
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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Re: purple

haha

it's just engineering tradition here. a bunch of idiots dye themselves purple for frosh week. makes the frosh go wtf on their first day there
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Re: purple

And here I was just thinking that all the gals in your area were on their periods and you didn't want to earn your red wings.
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Re: purple

red wings? is that like buffalo wings?
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