The Melbourne Cup...PMan style !!

[primera man]

Now this may be a bit rude for some......so dont read on if you are one of these people.
Now for those of you that dont know..... The Melbourne Cup is Downunder's biggest race horse event of the year.

But lets change things around !!!



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THE RUNNERS
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.
AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
and Clean Sheets never had a chance.

[Neutrino]

I wonder if you can do this with Formula 1?

[Moppie]

easy.


And it looks like Big Dick is going to win and its only 2 minutes into the race.
But wait!
It looks like team orders have been issued and BigDick is backing off while middle finger and sexy lady make a run for the finnish.
But no, team orders didnt come through in time and Bigdick comes first again.

[Jonno]

:hehe: :hehehe:

Now thats one race I would like to see!!!

[taranaki]

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

shame it wasn't a photo finish.
Maybe 'trackside t.v.' can cover it live next time?

[Jonno]

Originally posted by taranaki
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

shame it wasn't a photo finish.
Maybe 'trackside t.v.' can cover it live next time?

Nah, I would much prefer to see it on the porno channel

[ragt20]

dang!!! got that one a while ago but wasn't sure on how safe it was to post....well never mind good un Pman... :hehehe:

[Jimster]

AWESOME WORK TEH PMAN!!!!!!!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: