Whuped a Z06. Thrice.

[CassiesMan]

On my way home from work today, and all of the sudden I realised why I hate working out half way to Dallas. Rush hour.

Anyways, precursor. Long story short, I was in an accident, and while Cassie is in the body shop, I'm driving a Honda Accord with the four banger as a rental. It really sucks. I mean, I think shoving an expanded airbag up my ass and setting it off would be more fun than driving this thing. At least I can put 87 piss water in it and not feel bad.

So, I was driving kinda agressivly (not fast, just jumping in and out of traffic where I could) trying to get around the retard in the Escalade who doesn't quite understand that 26" wheels are not cool. And this little in and out puts me right behind a rather shiny looking black C6 Zed oh six. [borat]Very nice.[/borat]

And it seems he had the same idea I did. Well, traffic tends to be the great eqaulizer, and I was pretty much right on his tail for a good mile of five-ten mile an hour fun in stop and go. Stupid, yeah, but whatever. Well, we are comming up behind an 18 wheeler, and he punches it and goes right, but I decide to go left. He gets stuck behind someone, and I don't, and pull ahead. Kill one.

Eventually, he gets around it, but by now I'm about three or four lengths up, so he has to play catch up. He finally does, but then jumps off to go a way that everyone thinks is faster, but really isn't. Remeber that one guy that said the race is up when the person behind gives up and stops racing? Well there ya go. Kill two.

A few miles later, I jump off the highway to take the access road that is pretty much a straight, traffic free shot to my house. Cruisin pretty good, when I come up to a light, and low and behold, who is behind me but the same Z06. Well, I had been driving fast, and we all know that when your driving fast, your obviously racing, and everyone you pass up is a kill, so there ya have it. Four banger Honda Accord 3, C6 Zed Oh Six 0. Booyakasha.

Anyways, light goes gree, he pass around me, looks at me with a big grin and a huge thumbs up, punches it, and wham, hes gone. But I wasn't racing that time, so it didn't count. Oh, and I could tell it was the same guy, he had vanity plates, said Z0SIC. I kinda like that. Z Oh Sick. I thought it was clever.

So there ya have it folks. Whuped up on a 'Vette in my POS rental. I'll tell ya though, those C6s are growing on me, like a tumor, or that kinda cute in the face fat chick.

[pimp349]

amazing kill, what do you think he'll tell his friends? Lost to a car with half the cylinders? Or make up some story?

[-The Stig-]

Z06 driver - "I was in a one-on-one dual to the death with a Lotus Exige S... man those 4-bangers are quick. But in the end I totally did a Mortal Combat finishing move on him when I hit 3rd gear... badass."

[pimp349]

^^^ "fatality"

[RACER D12]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

Oh, and I could tell it was the same guy, he had vanity plates, said Z0SIC. I kinda like that. Z Oh Sick. I thought it was clever.

Or it could mean "So Sick" either way good plate

[acorn42047]

Its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Nice killz.

[AMGalltheway]

ha ha ha
well that made my day



















oh u were serious

[lamehonda]

In that case, you can throw a black Lamborghini Galardo in my kill list too. I am a badass.

[pimp349]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

...he had vanity plates, said Z0SIC. I kinda like that. Z Oh Sick.

I think its same same guys that post vids on Racingflix.com.

[Raz_Kaz]

well played my man...





well played

[ZRYDERVR4]

ahhh traffic racing... doesn't matter how fast you are just how good you can read the freeway... my sister beat a lambo in her civic like that... good kill man.
Me personaly would not do it but thats because i have suburban...

yeah those zo6s with the LS7 are badass wish i could afford one

well again good kill

[DinanM3_S2]

Impossible. The Z06 is the Chuck Norris of cars. Teh Z06 can nEvAr l0se!!!