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11-13-2002, 05:39 PM
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why tis cool to be a man!
am sure have seen some posted on here but not all of these....I'm sure Mr T will confirm either way
 Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be president. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - £5000; suit rental - £100. People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite us to something, he or she can still be our friend. Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Everything on our face stays its original color. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. We almost never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We don't have to shave below our neck. Our belly usually hides our big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Movies don't have to have plots - just guns, boobs and great legs. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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11-13-2002, 06:47 PM
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11-13-2002, 07:20 PM
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Who’d dare build a car without doors or side windows or a hood? Only Lotus. And who’d dare drive one? You would. The 340R is the sports car for people who live to drive and want the whole experience as raw and as pure as it comes.
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11-13-2002, 07:26 PM
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You can write your name in the snow.
Shorter lines in the restroom. 90% of all movie nudity is female. Old friends don't give a crap if you've lost or gained weight Screw up the laundry once, never allowed to do it again Your ass is never a factor in a job interview You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go You never get a stupid Love Quiz in Maxim You're treated like royalty when you're sick Sex means never worrying about your reputation Scratching your ass is just fine If you're 34 and single nobody notices Beer is a food group You can be president Going to the gym to look at the aerobic girls is called 'working out' A 'mood swing' is a place, with a swing, where you get sex. Falling asleep right after sex Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room Middle aged, big gut? No problem, it's expected. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking: He must be mad at me Hotwax never comes near your pubic area Your virginity is never 'taken' away. You'd gladly give it to anyone that asks. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing You dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment With 400 million sperms per shot you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory People never complain about men drivers Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers Breast augmentation on your wife is a gift to both of you Someday you'll be a dirty old man, and you're looking forward to it. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*** it!" If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them
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11-13-2002, 08:50 PM
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 But when a titanic like scene comes on. 
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11-13-2002, 10:26 PM
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11-13-2002, 10:58 PM
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11-14-2002, 02:10 AM
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Rags...i think your walking a tight rope here brother !!
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11-14-2002, 04:37 AM
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2000 BMW 323IT 1954 Ford F100 With every post my penis grows smaller Yakima Valley Truck Club Yakima Washington
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11-14-2002, 11:59 AM
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You can f|_|ck all the girls you want without being easy or a ho - instead you are a stud
women spend thousands of dollars on clothes - we spend them on machines.. not many female postwhores on the forums...
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