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#1
11-09-2002, 04:42 PM
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dumb Brits!!!
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. RULE BRITANNIA!!
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11-10-2002, 12:03 AM
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i dunno but it sounds kinda unbelievable especailly the part bout throwin up........
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11-10-2002, 12:48 AM
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You have clearly never drunk enough to justify a sacrifice to the porcelin gods. :smoker2:
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11-10-2002, 12:53 AM
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LOL, and that's just the reported stuff.
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11-10-2002, 07:49 AM
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11-10-2002, 05:42 PM
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No tea related injuries??? I'm disappointed...
As for Moppie... the ASPCA will be over shortly. They're going outside of their jurisdiction just for you 
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11-10-2002, 06:00 PM
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Your just jelous its my cats arse on my scanner, and not yours.
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11-10-2002, 06:36 PM
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I think we need an emoticon for 'I can't beleive that got posted again'. Like : old : for example.
 
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11-13-2002, 05:14 PM
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How about this one I just made...
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11-14-2002, 01:14 AM
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I know quite a few people that NEED to shift to the UK so they will feel at home :finger: :finger:
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11-15-2002, 12:21 AM
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AAAAHhhhhh.....BUT for abuse of what??? His cat???? Or the sheep of far-East Auckland???:finger:
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