Cops, Go Suck A Lemon!!!! !@$#

[Lefix]

K so im cruzing with my friend, he has a stock protege, now we were making fast turns, and i drifted one turn and i was sooooo lucky cuz 2 cops were right there checking for an alarm warning... FUCK MY LIFE!

K i tried to drive the fuck away, and since they werent in their cars, i thought it would be all good after 5 minutes of driving... then one of the cops passed me right in front of me in an intersection and saw me and turned around and caught me...

I didnt race away cuz my car isnt fast enough to ditch an explorer, so i pulled into a parking lot and they came up by my window...

"Do you know why i pulled you over?"

Im like: "No"

Cop: "You were the one that was drifting on that street"

Im like: "No"

Cop: "Then why would you have the same license plate number?"
I didn't think he could see my license plate that late at night and by the time he shined a light at me, i was pretty far away... but apparently he saw it...

Im like: "I wasnt drifting, i made the turn too early and i slide on the gravel on the side of the road..."

Now that is the perfect excuse for drifting and he couldnt do anything...

So he is pissed, and he said: "K"

He looked around the car and came up to me and like: "You dont have your license plate in the front, its inside your wind shield and you cant have it there..." EVERYONE HERE PUT THEIR LICENSE PLATE IN THEIR GOD DAMN WIND SHIELD... "You have a sticker on your wind shield and you cant have a sticker" Dumb i know... PLENTY ppl have stickers on their wind shield... Last, he said "Your mufflers arent legal either.." Im like why arent they legal? he said "cuz they arent C something something passed" Im like "okay watever just give me the fines..."

So he fined me $72 on mufflers, $72 on license plate, and $70 on the damn sticker!!!

These are ASSHOLE charges, everyone has louder exhaust then me, they have license plates inisde and they have FAT banners across the windshield and stickers everywhere, and they have to pick on me just becuz they couldnt prove that i was drifting...

FUCK MY LIFE, that was the ONLY turn i drifted too... so now im out $214 bucks...

[jakegday]

yeah, thats what you get for driving like a dipshit, imagine the tickets you'll get once ya get the turbo

edit: i forgot to mention, about the liscense plate thing, just cuz everyone else does it doesnt mean its legal, and if a cop wants to single you out for it, just you specifically, he can, so just make it so he cant, put it where it belongs, on your front bumper, then thats one less issue you have to worry about

[muff34]

Come on up here see what happens . The "drifting" you are talking about would be a " Failing to drive in a marked lane " charge or worse. Call them all the names you want ,you won`t beat them. They`ll take great satisfaction in ridin` your ass.

[Hudson]

Originally Posted by jakegday

yeah, thats what you get for driving like a dipshit, imagine the tickets you'll get once ya get the turbo

I agree. I don't agree with age limits on driving as much as IQ limits. K?

You were driving stupid and you got caught. Own up to it and take it like a man.

[JaysZ24]

You can't even drift a front wheel drive car so don't go saying u were drifting

[Lefix]

Originally Posted by JaysZ24

You can't even drift a front wheel drive car so don't go saying u were drifting

Hmm, yes you can...

[jerseycavyz24]

Reguardless You got what u deserved

[Derk_eliso]

cops will get you for anything and everything... that's how they get paid... dumbass move or not, it's the truth. and honestly with the turbo remark, it won't really increase his low rpm power/speed. it will have to do mainly with his mid-to high rpm and that's where the peak power will be made/noticed... wait til you feel the pull for the first time.... GOOD GOD!

[shakewell]

Originally Posted by Lefix

Hmm, yes you can...

Umm, sorry - in a FWD car it's called skidding, not drifting. The purpose of drifting is to point the car into a turn while the drive wheels are spinning allowing the drive wheels to drift out behind the front of the car. It's a controlled oversteer. The reason a front wheel drive car can't drift is because it doesn't need to. Even if you handbrake the rear wheels out during a turn, you're just using up energy that could otherwise be moving you forward.

Drifting a FWD car is a lot like a kid on a bicycle sliding to a stop while skidding his rear tire out like he's cool. Sorry...

[Derk_eliso]

that's not true... you could do it in reverse



YAY 1000 posts!

[shakewell]

Originally Posted by Derk_eliso

that's not true... you could do it in reverse



YAY 1000 posts!

LOL! yes, uh, I guess you could, couldn't you.

- congrats

[Lefix]

Okay, watever... im just saying the cop is an ass cuz he couldnt prove that i was drifting and fined me for a sticker instead...

[muff34]

LOL ........Good one ! He`s a Silly Ass cause he caught You Playing Silly Buggger. Maybe he`ll be the one that tells mommy and daddy you had a wreck in your little hotrod and it doesn`t look good .

[Classicrocjunkie]

C-word.... Carb compliant? aka, emissions bull shit? Never knew HI was that strict on emissions. Re-gardless...

E-bay exhaust mufflers?

I would point to mine and say, see that... Says Magnaflow, i would then hand him all my carb compliant papers with the mufflers, cat, resonator, and all my MSD.

Then tell him have a nice day.

[Cold_Silence]

You will find life much easier if you dont go saying fuk the police, trust me. They are here to help us out and to keep retards from doing retarded things. You are lucky for what you got as a fine. The reason you got the other fines i bet is because u were lieing to the cop and he knew it. Not a good plan.