what the hell is that guy doing in the stall beside me???????

hybridsol · #1 11-09-2002, 12:03 PM

Things the Guy in the Next Stall is Doing

1. Plotting ways to steal your toilet paper.

2. Trying to figure out how to use the tape recorder before
you finish.

3. Sighing with contentment.

4. Finishing his daily BM diary.

5. Trying to find the tile that gets him into the secret back room.

6. Playing find the key, and wondering why he put it up there
in the first place.

7. Lying in wait.

8. Testing the water.

9. Pretending he's a rabbit.

10. Plotting the end of the world, one ply at a time.

11. Wondering what ever happened to Baby Jane.

12. Cursing the maker of Grape Nuts.

13. Writing "T+A=Love", and thinking he's very clever.

14. Looking for his pants.

15. Humming like there is no tomorrow.

16. You don't really want to know.

17. Reliving his own Golden Girls fantasy again and again.

18. Speaking in tongues.

19. Sleeping soundly.

20. Just getting warmed up.

21. Laughing just a little too loud.

22. making sweet love to his poo

23. Taking things one step at a time.

24. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's more fun than what
you're doing.

Heep · #2 11-09-2002, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by hybridsol
5. Trying to find the tile that gets him into the secret back room.

LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing...

hybridsol · #3 11-09-2002, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Heep

LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing...

me too......its gotta be there.....

YogsVR4 · #4 11-09-2002, 04:19 PM

:huh:

kicker1_solo · #5 11-09-2002, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by YogsVR4
:huh:

indeed :huh:

Amish_kid · #6 11-09-2002, 04:52 PM

yeah well i found the tile :finger:

Shawna03 · #7 11-10-2002, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by kicker1_solo
indeed :huh:

thats what im screamin

taranaki · #8 11-10-2002, 12:54 PM

There are so many crack-heads,perverts and weirdos hanging around public toilets thesedays ,that when somebody goes in for just a plain,honest good old-fashioned dump,it's like a breath of fresh air.............

:finger:

speediva · #9 11-10-2002, 05:31 PM

*gag* Dayum!!! I feel ill just thinking about what you guys are doing in the restroom!!!!

Heep · #10 11-10-2002, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by saturntangerine
*gag* Dayum!!! I feel ill just thinking about what you guys are doing in the restroom!!!!

What women *supposedly* do in restrooms is even grosser :apuke:

Worst we do is let a big fart go!

hybridsol · #11 11-10-2002, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by taranaki
There are so many crack-heads,perverts and weirdos hanging around public toilets thesedays ,that when somebody goes in for just a plain,honest good old-fashioned dump,it's like a breath of fresh air.............

:finger:

yea this guy was like whistling and humming and grunting and smacking the stall, I got scared..... I refuse to use public toilets anyway I'm to much of a clean freak. It takes me an hour just to get the toilet paper around the rim neatly......

hybridsol · #12 11-10-2002, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Amish_kid
yeah well i found the tile :finger:

no way........ was it the blue one?

Heep · #13 11-10-2002, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by hybridsol
It takes me an hour just to get the toilet paper around the rim neatly......

Haha, same

higgimonster · #14 11-12-2002, 08:42 PM

I never drop a deuce in a publice bathroom. My favorite place is at work. That way everyone i don't like has to suffer those friday moring noxious beer-shits.:finger:

Amish_kid · #15 11-12-2002, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by hybridsol

no way........ was it the blue one?

no the white one
i just never gave up until there was no tiles left on the floor it was like the 3rd last one too what a piss off

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