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Old 10-30-2002, 11:09 PM
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International Penis Study

Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a
Penis was bigger than the rest of it.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was
larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250
000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give
the woman more
pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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Old 10-30-2002, 11:37 PM
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Let me guess:
Its the sound of your hand hitting your Forehead?
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I still disagree........It's there for decoration
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Old 10-31-2002, 03:32 AM
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It's there for decoration

Well you'll never get to use it for anything else.


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Old 10-31-2002, 03:45 AM
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Well you'll never get to use it for anything else.


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Are you saying that it serves another function ???


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lol, moppie actually thinks he's funny
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lol, moppie actually thinks he's funny


- Kicker was funny
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- Kicker was funny

Kickers humor is the only reason we let him stay.
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Old 11-01-2002, 01:04 AM
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Kickers humor is the only reason we let him stay.
Well it's pretty obvious that you don't let him stay for his worthy posts






or his heterosexuality :finger:
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