Observations

[YogsVR4]

"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
think, 'Well, that's not going to happen."

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing."

"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an
argument going."

"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars."

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
box to start a campfire?

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

"You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."

[SkYLiNeFrEaK]

Nice

[ci5ic]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

Nice!

Good ones yogs!

[speediva]

Loved them the first time, and just as good the second time around!

[Moppie]

Originally posted by YogsVR4

"You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."

Nice.

[primera man]

Originally posted by YogsVR4

"health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing."

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

:flash: :flash:

[hybridsol]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an
argument going."

sad but true these days.