what honda stands for(plus toyota)

[carguy92]

Has-been pieces of shitopcorn:
on and on like a broken record(thank frieza)
not for the rich and greedy
dickhead cars which are gay as fuck
asswipes are what there made from

takes a shit in yo driveway
once they piss, they die
yo mama to these ass wipes
one day they'll be bought by yo cousin boys and gals
takes some crack, and smokes it out the other end
a car that smells like shit and tastes like it too

what do you think?

[ShadowWulf2K]

Geez, could you be any angrier???

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by ShadowWulf2K

Geez, could you be any angrier???

you like it?

here's one for ferrari

Fat pieces of turkey shit
Eggs are there friends(throwing)
Rat-ugly cars
Really expensive and friggin clumsy
Ass-ugly
Real fake
Is there a viper in da house?!

[ShadowWulf2K]

ok, do one for DeLorean.

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by ShadowWulf2K

ok, do one for DeLorean.

Da car is phony as hell on earth
Ebay wants to sell the cockheads, but they say they're too damn ugly
Looks like a duck on marijuana
Only a cheap bastard would buy it
Really skank-ugly
Even timberlake's boyfriend would hate it's shitty ass
A car that sucks balls
Never should've been made, as it rots like cheese in dumps.

how's that man?

[ShadowWulf2K]

Well, you sure are creative, I'll give you that.

BTW, what kind of car do you drive?

[BlackGT2000]

Please don't start any more stupid threads. I am trying to give your the benefit of the doubt here, but you are making it difficult.

[ShadowWulf2K]

Originally Posted by BlackGT2000

Please don't start any more stupid threads. I am trying to give your the benefit of the doubt here, but you are making it difficult.

Benefit of the doubt? C'mon, you know as well as I do how guys like him always end up. He just needs to stop acting like a punk. (Yeah, I said it )

But serious carguy92, AF can be a really good place if you can learn to get along with people.

[BlackGT2000]

Yeah I know where they end up.... BANNED usually.

[BlackGT2000]

How about some better acronyms. VTEC
Virtually
Torque-less
Economy
Car

HONDA
Had
One
Never
Did
Again

TOYOTA
Too
Often
Yankees
Overprice
This
Automobile

[BlackGT2000]

I have lots of those.

[sickcallawayc12]

Originally Posted by BlackGT2000

How about some better acronyms. VTEC
Virtually
Torque-less
Economy
Car

HONDA
Had
One
Never
Did
Again

TOYOTA
Too
Often
Yankees
Overprice
This
Automobile

Bravo.

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by ShadowWulf2K

Well, you sure are creative, I'll give you that.

BTW, what kind of car do you drive?

15, no car.

[rattler02]

Heres a "FEW"

BUICK- Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
DODGE- Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
MERCEDES- Men Express Real Cocky Egos Driving Expensive Sedans
BMW- Be My Wife
PORSCHE- Pretentious Obnoxious Rich Shits Can Have Everything
SATURN Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately Really Nissan
FERRARI- For Every Really Rich American racing Idiot
CHEVROLET- Cheap Heap Every Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Every Time
OLDSMOBILE- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie
PONTIAC- Poor Old Nutjob Thinks Its A Caddillac
CADILLAC- Cant Always Drive In Lanes Like Another Car
LINCOLN- Lee Iocca Never Counted On Little Nissans
MAZDA- Major Ass***** Zooming Down Alleyways
YUGO- Young Ugly Guys Own'em
HONDA- Hysterical Oriental Never Drove Autos
TOYOTA- Take Out Your Own Trash Akamoto
CHRYSLER- Car Has Rusty Yellow Sh** Leaking Every Roadtrip
LEXUS- Lousy Engine Xplodes Unhappy Situations
MITSUBISHI- Maybe I'll Trick Some Ugly Bit** Into Some Heavy Intercourse
LAMBORGINI- Lost Another Million Bucks On Recycling Greasy Haired Italians No Good Ideas
Jaguar- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
IROC- It Reeks Of Cologne
INFINITI- If Newyorkers Find It Newyorkers Is Taking It
ROLLS ROYCE- Rich Old LadiesLove Spending*Rich Old Yuppies Charge Everything
FORD- First On Race Day - Found On Road Dead - Flip Over Read Directions F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
SAAB- Still Aint A Beamer
PEUGEOT- Penis Envy Usually Gives Every Owner Trouble
NISSAN- No Intelligent Service Stations Accept Nissans
ALFA- Another Lousy Foriegn Auto
GMC- Garage Man's C'mon
FIAT- Fix It Again Tony
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Very Overrated
ISUZU- It Slides Under Zero Uphill
VOLKSWAGON- Very Old Lady Kills Someone Waves Adios Gets On Ninety-five
LOTUS- Little Obnoxious Toy Uncomfortable Seats
MASERATI- Metal And Speed Easily Race Around Traffic Infrontofit
JEEP- Just Expect Every Problem
ACURA- Asian Cars Usually Rust Anyways
AUDI- Asians Usually Drive Insane
RANGE ROVER- Rich Americans Now Going English Runs On Very Expensive Radials
BENTLEY- Big English Nissan That Looks Expensive Yetsucks
DELOREAN- Don't Ever Lend One Rich European Any Narcotics


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Guess I'll get banned for this, Oh Well if "they" don't have a sense of humor in this frustrating world of vehicle repair forums I guess I don't want to be here anyways. I hope you get a laugh from some l

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by BlackGT2000

Yeah I know where they end up.... BANNED usually.

don't make me get shadow on you!

you are no rocket scientist dummy.

and your car sucks, what do you drive, a gay ass honda?