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10-29-2002, 07:40 AM
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its tough being a man.....
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If sheasks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!! 
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10-29-2002, 09:53 AM
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The sad thing is that is true...
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10-29-2002, 01:47 PM
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Bravo so true.
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10-29-2002, 05:02 PM
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so true so true
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10-30-2002, 12:00 AM
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Just goes to show that you can't live with us, but you can't live without us!!!
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10-31-2002, 02:04 AM
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I'm gonna print that and put it on my wall, seriously
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10-31-2002, 02:07 AM
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10-31-2002, 02:10 AM
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Hey, how'd you get ahold of the minutes of our last women's meeting??? We were planning on passing that all into the lawbooks!!!
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10-31-2002, 02:12 AM
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How would you know? Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
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10-31-2002, 02:27 AM
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