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Old 09-10-2001, 11:03 AM
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Custer's Last thoughts. (Joke)
This is tooo funny!!!

The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a mural-sized painting of Custer's Last Thought. The artist was told to make it highly symbolic of Custer's mindset during the debacle at the Little Big Horn.

Deep in thought, the artist went to his studio. After many false starts, he proceeded to paint an enormous oil painting. Finally, after many months of work, the painting was unveiled for the curator.

In the foreground there was a beautiful blue lake with a single fish leaping out of the water. Around the fish's head was a halo. In the background, the hills and meadows were covered with naked Native American couples having sex.

The curator, both disgusted and baffled by what he saw, turned in rage and asked the artist, 'What the hell has this got to do with Custer's Last Thought?'

The artist replied, 'Custer's last thought: Holy Mackerel! Where did all these fucking Indians come from?
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LOL I've heard variations of the "Where did so many fucking Indians come from" but the Mackeral was a nice twist!













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i've heard that one too, but i'd forgot i'd heard it utill i read that!
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