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Okay, these aren't that funny, but they made me laugh.
1) This idiot I know has an old beetle that he is building. He was once bragging about it to us and told that he could do 0-60 in "two houses"! What system of measurement is that? 2) Okay, this comes from my friend, Glitchmaster Brown. He was racing a friend (99 Civic Si, plenty of mods). Well, Glitchmaster has a 94 Jetta (also, plenty of mods) with 18" rims, and when he beat the civic he said "Damn, my shoes are too big for my feet and I still beat you!" I got a good kick out of it.
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its not too funny, but its ok
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Here is a funny conversation I had with a kid from my school:
Kid: Yeah, I'm putting in a turbo. Me: Cool. Are you going to have an intercooler? Kid: Why? The engine doesn't get hot. Funny funny!
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Here's another one...with Glitchmaster and the idiot (from #1)
Glitch: Yeah, I'm going to get a turbo Idiot: Cool! Are you going to get an intercooler, or an outercooler? Glitch: Well, I think I'll get the intercooler, seeing as it's the only one that actually exists.
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Enzo, that last one was pathetic...
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Hey guys this is cool!!
You two had the exact same conversation in car forums.
I'm serious. Exactely the same.
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this thread is r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d:apuke:
unless you guys actually make it funny i'm gonna have to close this thread
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