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#1
10-13-2002, 03:42 AM
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How many of us fall into this category?
Top Ten Reasons To Buy A New Car
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. 9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel. 8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped. 7. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days. 6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?" 5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club." 4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt. 3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway. 2. You keep losing dates on left turns. 1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. Courtesy of Musclecarclub.com
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#2
10-13-2002, 08:50 PM
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hmmm after a day of this thread being up and no replies... i have to assume none of us fall into this category.
Which is a good thing... right?
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10-13-2002, 08:54 PM
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I'm thankful to say that I don't fit into any of those categories. :hehehe: There are some cars on the road that do fit many of them though.
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10-14-2002, 05:58 AM
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ahhh....my old mustang....
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#5
10-14-2002, 06:53 PM
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Half the cars in this state fall into that category
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10-14-2002, 06:57 PM
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haha.....i'm glad i dont' fit in that catergory either.....some of that shit was hilarious though.......especially the one about stealing the club......haha........those theft deterrant devices are expensive!!!!!!.
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10-15-2002, 03:33 PM
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Me and my first car were like that.........
my old jeep wagoneer from the 70s. didn't run half the time and couldn't be bothered fixing it so i just kinda sat.........and sat........and sat some more. Then i bought the first bonneville, hehehe! :alien2:
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