Figured you guys would enjoy this. Here are two places where I get quotes (beside's
Bartlett's Familiar Quoatations.)
Paul Tomko's Collection of Humorous Quotes and
The Invisible Man on Sci-Fi
These are both great websites. The Invisible Man is an awesome show. It's on tonite BTW (friday at 8 and 11 ET). Darien (the main chara) begins each show with a brief and usually humorous monologue complete with famous quote. I highly recommend it. Tomko's site has thousands upon thousands of quotes. My recommendations include Definitions, The Simpsons, and Unknown. I also must recommend my favorite author, George Bernard Shaw. He has great quotes... ENJOY!
If you find any particularly funny, deep quotes post 'em here!