Worst Movie Ever?

[elgato999]

Worst Movie Ever: Santa with Muscles starring Hulk Hogan

Can anyone beat that?

[turtlecrxsi]

"Ancient Evil" found in $5 bin at Wal-Mart. Couldn't even give it away. There were others like this but thankfully I don't remember the names.

[Damien]

The one at the bottom of this thread. Seriously, there are horrible movies out there duh, but to rate a movie as being the worse. We shuld include the fact of the possible insanity it may have actually been in a theater. In that case, I present: House of 1000 Corpses, the sequel, and...well, yeah. Oh right, nevermind, I will concede defeat to Land of the Dead.

Idk how that made it onto the big screen.

[ericn1300]

my mother inlaws home movies. if it wasn't for the dowery, i'd never been able to sit thru it.

[BleedDodge]

Originally Posted by elgato999

Worst Movie Ever: Santa with Muscles starring Hulk Hogan

Can anyone beat that?

Mr. Nanny starring Hulk Hogan.

Road House was a pretty bad movie too. I couldn't imagine paying money to see that in a theater back in the day.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

Open Water.

If anybody remembers, its that whack ass movie where 2 people get trapped out at sea and get ate up by sharks. Now I have an extreme phobia of being in that situation and even I was yawning. Best part of the movie was a stray boobie towards the beginning

[79Bandit]

what about that stupid movie idiotacricy or whatever it was called i thought it was going to be hilarious but it was so stupid i didn't get past the 30 min mark

[Dyno247365]

Cannonball Run II. AFAIK I haven't watched the 3rd but the second really sucked. A lot of characters are replaced, the original characters are not themselves anymore, the move is gay, seriously, and it's hard to understand the mobster plot and what the hell's going on. Not to mention, world's WORST villian in a movie.

And at some point in the film, nobody gives a shit about racing anymore, where THE WHOLE GENRE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT RACING!!!!!!!

[turtlecrxsi]

I don't know man. Cannonball Run II had Jackie Chan in the tricked out Mitsu Starion as well as some nice cars and blazing bitches. I can think of a couple of other car movies that sucked way worse...2F2F *cough* Besides, that movie was just a comedy so it's supposed to be sorta stupid at times.

Here are a couple of the crappiest car movies made in the last 5 years...
Thrust - hot chicks borderline porn flick
Redline - Aussie film that sucks worse than I can describe
RPM - starring David Arquette... so yeah sucks but at least Famke Janssen iis in this and she's hot.
Ultimate Fear of Speed - about a mad scientist who uses his explosive jizz to make bombs that his son uses to launch at his enemy while street racing. Girl gets over fear of driving fast by fucking boyfriend on hood of lambo at speed.

I can't even give these movies away...

[2.2 Straight six]

The Last Race: some cheaply made street racing film, it was about 20 minutes long and was just crap.

[Nicole8188]

Snakes on A Plane, which coincidentally is the Best Movie Ever.

Don't ask, I don't know how it's both, either. It just is.

[turtlecrxsi]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

The Last Race: some cheaply made street racing film, it was about 20 minutes long and was just crap.

I agree. I was waiting for the day to end here at work but I still felt cheated out of that time watching (no sound... thank god!)...

[Shpyder]

Little Miss Sunshine. WTF was that all about? And an Oscar nomination? Crap sells...

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

Snakes on A Plane, which coincidentally is the Best Movie Ever.

Don't ask, I don't know how it's both, either. It just is.

i saw a clip of someone interviewing Samuel L. Jackson about the film, and the guys says "so, what's the film about?"

the look on Samuel L. Jackson's face was priceless, he was like "Shit, did he seriously just ask that?"

[JCheff62]

I'll have to go with Timeline. Paul Walker has to be just about the worst actor ever. Worst part is I actually paid to see that movie.