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Old 02-24-2007, 12:27 AM
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If God was real I would slash his throat and beat that fuck into the ground

Im not even joking
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What did God do now?
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an explanation would be nice. it seems kind of weird when you just randomly say "i would slash so and so's throat" without an explanation. trust me, when you say that in an elevator, people get quite nervous.
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Sweet I have company in hell If I had nickel for every time I've said somethign along those lines....my car would be running 11s
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If God was real I would slash his throat and beat that fuck into the ground

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It apparently doesn't sound like a joke. Why blame Him if you doubt he's even real?
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If I had nickel for every time I've said somethign along those lines....my car would be running 11s
No it wouldnt, it would be weighted down with all those nickels and be running in the 30's, if not 40's...





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Why blame Him if you doubt he's even real?




We are told that He is all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-good. If these three are true, then the world is a paradox to this given criteria. Therefore, at least one has to be false. St. Augustine and Acquinas struggled with that bit a tad...
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If God was real I would slash his throat and beat that fuck into the ground
You couldn't. God knows karate or kung fu or something. He learned it just because of guys like you. Also, He's bulletproof.
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You couldn't. God knows karate or kung fu or something. He learned it just because of guys like you. Also, He's bulletproof.
that was funny
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You couldn't. God knows karate or kung fu or something. He learned it just because of guys like you. Also, He's bulletproof.

Haha...God = Neo...
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You couldn't. God knows karate or kung fu or something. He learned it just because of guys like you. Also, He's bulletproof.
Haha, not even Chuck Norris can get to God.

Uh, let's not start up that thread again....
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Haha, not even Chuck Norris can get to God.
What? Chuck Norris can get to anyone he wants to!

But what's the point of slashing someone's throat and then beating them to the ground?
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Are you kidding? Chuck Norris taught God all the super-mega-hella-awesome fatal roundhousekicks he knows. We shouldn't be worried about Nuclear Bombs, we should be worried about pissing off Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. EVER.








Got that one off youtube, hahaha.
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