damm bible thumpers

[Lownslow]

today i went to Mc Ds to get some food as im enjoying my meal some broad behind me tells me im not supposed to eat meat on fridays, then rants about jesus something about a cruxificion, another thing about me buying a one way ticket to hell then heres the good part the bitch had the nerve to tell me that my parents didnt raise me right. needless to say i kinda went off on her Sam kinison style she tried to rebuff with the respect my elders BS which only made me madder. the people that were there clapped. as she was getting to leave i told her "at least in hell we wont have to deal with your conservative bullshit" people started laughing then they clapped once she walked out.

best part about this is i get a free meal for my inconvinience

[thadrawr]

yeah i hate those type of people i mean dont get me wrong i was born and raised catholic and my mom tries to get me to not eat meat on friday and i try not to but holy shit if i do big fucking deal fuck that broad for pulling that bullshit its your life live it the way you want to

[Cl0ak]

I've had people approach me while I was standing in the mall waiting for my wife to come out of a store and they start preaching to me saying I am going to go to hell because I told them I don't go to church when they asked. I told one guy hes going to get shot walking up on someone like that. Another guy asked why I don't go to church and I said I'm a satanist, in reality I wasn't raised with a religion at all so I just don't care.

[beef_bourito]

that's retarded, sure have your own faith, maybe even try to talk to people about it, but don't force it down their throats because it won't get you anywhere with them. i don't get why people can't understand that shoving religion down someone's throat will only make them despise the church more.

my mom's going on a bit of a religious crusade because it's lent (the time before easter) and she knows i'm not all that religious anymore. what she doesn't know is that i'm not religious at all and don't believe any of it right now. her time's being wasted and i want to tell them but don't want to deal with them because i have to live here until next year when i move out. i'll probably tell them before easter so that i don't have to go to those 5 or 10 freaking hours of church.

[doberman_52]

I hate people like that too. My parents aren't to religious so I dont have to worry about that too much.we will go to church everyonce in a while, but no ttoo often.

[nismogt_rfreak]

What the hell did that bitch expect when she as at a McDonald's? That people wouldn't be eating meat? Did she bitch at anyone else about it? But still, you got to tell off a bible thumper AND got a free meal? Why doesn't that ever happen to me? Why am I putting everything into a question?

[Lownslow]

Originally Posted by nismogt_rfreak

What the hell did that bitch expect when she as at a McDonald's? That people wouldn't be eating meat? Did she bitch at anyone else about it? But still, you got to tell off a bible thumper AND got a free meal? Why doesn't that ever happen to me? Why am I putting everything into a question?

she was eating fries some of the contruction workers heard it but you know how they roll. aint it pimp you gotta do it right, luck i guess, good question

[skibum1111]

I love it when they go door to door trying to pass out religious pamphlets. My neighbors have a rottweiler, they let him out in the yard when they know they are in the area. Its great, the dog is friendly as hell, but no one goes in their yard when the dog is out. They come knock on my door instead, the last time I answered the door with a beer in my hand (it was 9am) and asked them what the hell they wanted. They left in a hurry. Congrats on the free meal, would have loved to see that.

[speediva]

Man, the last time I ate a hamburger on a Friday during Lent, I got food poisoning.

AND I had to pay for it!




Seriously, though, people's is CRAZY!

[Shpyder]

Originally Posted by Lownslow

the bitch had the nerve to tell me that my parents didnt raise me right

I could deal with everything with a certain air of nonchalance and politeness, except that right there. Talking smack about the family is definitely crossing the line IMO, I would have found it incredibly difficult to control myself had I been in your shoes. Ah well, at least the incident squeezed out a free meal for ya.

[ericn1300]

Originally Posted by skibum1111

I love it when they go door to door trying to pass out religious pamphlets. My neighbors have a rottweiler, they let him out in the yard when they know they are in the area. Its great, the dog is friendly as hell, but no one goes in their yard when the dog is out. They come knock on my door instead, the last time I answered the door with a beer in my hand (it was 9am) and asked them what the hell they wanted. They left in a hurry. Congrats on the free meal, would have loved to see that.

When I know they're in the neighborhood i put in a porn vid and start it real loud just before I answer the door and then pretend to be real interested in what they say so they don't leave too soon.

[beef_bourito]

i kind of wish we had those around here just to have fun.... almost i'm sure i'd get annoyed after the first 10 or 20 times, although i'd have alot of fun with them for that period of time. I guess jahova's whitnesses and mormons aren't as prevalent in canada, i've only ever had one religious person come to the door and he was asking for my sister for some reason, weird thing is that she's a devout catholic so i don't understand why he'd ask for her.

[drunken monkey]

if you eat at mcdonalds, you deserve to go to hell.....

[Shpyder]

Originally Posted by ericn1300

When I know they're in the neighborhood i put in a porn vid and start it real loud just before I answer the door and then pretend to be real interested in what they say so they don't leave too soon.

That's classic. I should have thought of that before! Must work like a charm every time.

Originally Posted by drunken monkey

if you eat at mcdonalds, you deserve to go to hell.....

you just condemened 95% of the United States and America (as Borat would put it).

[TexasF355F1]

This thread reminds me of Dane Cook Vicious Circle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juWPMCBXzjA